Ms Zimmy Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 The lawyer just down the hall from me comes into her assistants cubicle (my neighbor) and chews elastics (as in rubber bands) and it makes the worst squeegy sound...it gives me a willies...its like a cross between chewing cheese curds and carrots (if that’s possible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 marco do you tipple at work?you can be honest here, we're your thousand closest friends (the other thousand or so don't matter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 hahaha - tempting, but no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 The lawyer just down the hall ... chews elastics ... and it makes the worst squeegy sound. LMAO. thats the funniest thing Ive heard in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 i hated just about everything. so i quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 When I'm working at home, I let the rabbit out to run around, and whenever she gets behind the stereo she chews through the RCA and speaker cables. That really pisses me off. Does that count? At school, though, what gets to me are the students who don't show up half the time (or worse), never take notes, never buy or even look at the textbook, try yakking away through class (if they keep it up, they get kicked out), and then want to argue heatedly with me over the crappy marks they end up getting as a result. Actually, there are a lot of things students can do that tick me off, but I think I'll stop with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 When I'm working at home, I let the rabbit out to run around, and whenever she gets behind the stereo she chews through the RCA and speaker cables. That really pisses me off. Does that count?You're at work, the rabbit's a pet, and you're getting peeved...sounds like it qualifies in a triple way. Well done!Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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badams Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 I was on the phone at my desk this morning...(not on a work related call mind you, but...this girl comes up and stands right in front of me.Instead of acknowledging that I was on the phone, leaving and coming back later when I wasn't busy, she proceeds to stand there...which meant that I couldn't have a private conversation as she was now the third party to it.When I put the person on hold for a second to see what she wanted, she goes "oh, sorry". As if!Why are people so damn ignorant.....grrrrrrThat has happened to me 4 times today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 The fake laugh really gets to me too. Maybe it isn't fake... I don't know... if it isn't fake though, the two people who do it at my work place must have a mental disorder which has them laughing very hard at things that could not in any situation be seen as being remotely something to laugh at. I cringe in my mind and maintain a blank expression as to not show my actual emotion of absolute annoyance.Oh, and two other ladies here think they are cute or 20 years younger or something if they baby talk. Also, very annoying.There are probably about 50 other things that I could mention.. that's enough though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Oh, and two other ladies here think they are cute or 20 years younger or something if they baby talk. Also, very annoying.This reminds me that the women in my office go nuts when someone brings in a baby. Like total meltdown drop everything nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 or like when you're trying to have a nice little washroom wank after lunch and people keep coming in to the stall beside you and saying "What's all that noise" and you're like "duh"i hate that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 This one guy comes up to me and has conversations with me that hes already started with himself, moments earlier. All I get is something like this: MArcel: So how am I supposed to get the potatoes down without a ladder? Me: Marcel, man, you gotta start from the beginning or I have no idea what your talking about. Then he lapses in to a long boring story about how his potatoes got on the roof and how someone has done him wrong by not leaving him a ladder. Happens all the time with him. I cant say it really annoys me though, I find it pretty amusing. Oh well. And DEM, I was one of those students, but I always had the better sense not to argue my grades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 or like when you're trying to have a nice little washroom wank after lunch and people keep coming in to the stall beside you and saying "What's all that noise" and you're like "duh"i hate thatTry the other gender's washroom. Or sit there and make sniffing noises as well.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 When's someone gonna post the top 11 ways to be the fun guy at the office already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 dude that's just weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted February 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 dude that's just weirdYou should try being the person in the next stall trying not to gag or laugh at the person taking a HUGE dump in the cubicle next to you.It's really difficult.hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 spare a square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Photogeek Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Speaking of taking dumps...My pet peeve is when people don't flush after they use the washroom.And by people I mean my boss.And by after they use the washroom I mean take a big steaming dump.This happens like 2 or 3 times a month. Seriously.Fuck I hate my boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 That's what I hate about most hockey change rooms too. How hard is it to flush a fucking toilet?If you piss on the seat clean it off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Actually, there are a lot of things students can do that tick me off ... like when their grandmother keeps dieing ... again, and again ... ?or, when they see you in the hall after they skipped a a class and suddenly begin limping, or coughing, or grasping frantically at their chest ... ?or, my personal favourite ... "hey, maybe we could come to an arrangement about my grade". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 I hate cake day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 I hate cake dayWhat's "cake day"?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 I hate cake dayWhat's "cake day"?Aloha' date='Brad[/quote']Every month "they" buy a cake to celebrate everyones birthday of that month...and we all squeeze into the kitchen and eat cheap nasty grocery store cake and the lifers end up talking about their diets and how crapy their home life is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 So do you get the birth of March cake tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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