Ms Zimmy Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Haha Has anyone heard of This The World's Next Great Rock Band Is Now Forming. You Will Absolutely Be The #1 Band After Your First Cd Release. I Guarantee It.Wanted Singers/Rock Singers-Only Ages 18-23ish, No Screamers. Are You The Only Talented One In Your Band? Its Very Simple. Leave Them Now! Well, Email Me First. With 5 Lead Capable Singers (Strength In Numbers)-Hey, A Group With Only One Singer And Barely 1 Good Songwriter Is So Weak. And Foolish! Hey, Did You Hear About That Group Thats Trying To Conquer The Music World With Only 2 Good Songs? Oh, Thats Most Bands. It's Bad, Bad, Bad Business. Why Would You Make It Near Impossible? But Bands Keep Doing It. Hi, We're The ----------, Roadkill. Next! Lets Make It Easy For Everyone In This Group, 5 Singer/Musician/Songwriters. No Stress. All Talent. Just Worry About Those Golddiggers. Being In This Group Will Be Very Enjoyable-Very Inspiring And Yes, Very Rewarding. Disregard Everything You Have Ever Heard Or Believed About Making It In The Music Business. This Group Will Be The Center Of The Music Universe...Just Like The Beatles Were.......I Guarantee It.........Oh Yeah!........To The Top Guys........To The Very Tippy Top. Update Feb 24th- I Really Would Like To Have At Least One Roger Daltrey, Sammy Hagar Type Singer In This Group. Two Or More Would Be Better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 This Is Pure Genius, Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Looks Like Noel Gallagher Is Keeping Busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I Can't Tell Where One Sentence Ends And The Next Begins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I'm going to throw thousands upon thousand of dollars at this idea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Guys, My Advice To All Of You Is To Get Famous First. Even If It Means Being In A Group To Do That. Think Dave Grohl. Think Sting. How About Michael Jackson. Then You Can Get Big-Headed And Go Solo. Hey, If You Sign With Me, After 3 Years, You Are Free To Leave. I Really, Really Want To Be Fair, Different And Better Then Any Other Boss. But Would You Really Want To Leave The Biggest Band In The World? It Will Be Your Decision. Good Luck. Ok Now, On To The Master Plan. Guys It Dosen't Matter Where You Are Located, When I Get The 5 Or 6 People That I Want For The Group, I Will Give You All 3-4 Months To Make Plans To Relocate. We Will Rent A Big House, Everybody Will Move To That House Location. It Could Be Near Me (New Jersey) Or Somewhere Down South (Probably Warm Sunny Florida). I Don't Want To Call It A Music Boot Camp But You Will Be Rehearsing, Writing, Getting Along And Most Importantly Eating Healthy And Exercising (Walking-Jogging). Just Working On The Music Everyday. I Want You Guys To Be In Your Very Best Shape. I Need You To Be Able To Easily Handle The Massive Fame You Will Be Receiving. Very Little Or No Stress. Just Fun. Happy Songwriters Write Happy (Big Selling) Songs. Also, As Long As This Website Is Up/Live, I'm Still Looking For Singers. Final Picks, Not Till Spring.[color:blue]follow Ms_Zimmy's link. this stuff is endless...(and headache inducing!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 bad news Ian...there's actually no need for your generous offer:There Are No Outside Investors Needed Or Wanted For This Band Project. The Internet Is So Inexpensive And It Goes All Around The World. With Billions Of People And Word Of Mouth. Thats All You Really Need. You Make The Music, You Own The Music. You Sell It Directly To The People. Bypass Everything Else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 You Will Be Rehearsing, Writing, Getting Along And Most Importantly Eating Healthy And Exercising (Walking-Jogging). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted March 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Same Nutjob saidHi Guys, I Will Be 43 Years Old On Feb 16th 2007. I've Been Thinking Up Rock And Pop Song Ideas For Almost 22 Years. I Have 142 Partial-Completed Songs. My Songwriting Style Is A Combination Of The Who, STP, Van Hagar, Some Beatles, Monkees, CSNY, Eagles, CCR, Oasis, Van Halen And Motley Crue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Dear Bill Gates,Please give this guy a million dollars and make him famous. We could all benefit by seeing what he'd do with it.Thanks,AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Gold, Pure Gold, Jerry. Name? The Golden Gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I'd think "Capital Punishment" might be a better name...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Hi Guys' date=' I Will Be 43 Years Old On Feb 16th 2007. I've Been Thinking Up Rock And Pop Song Ideas For Almost 22 Years. I Have 142 Partial-Completed Songs. My Songwriting Style Is A Combination Of The Who, STP, Van Hagar, Some Beatles, Monkees, CSNY, Eagles, CCR, Oasis, Van Halen And Motley Crue.[/quote']I love that Van Hagar and Van Halen are considered two separate musical entities...but don't worry, he derives influence from both. Moreso from Van Hagar, though, that's why they're first on the list.I think it's now clear to me that I must move to New Jersey to be closer to this visionary who will soon facilitate my ascent to my own massive Beatles-esque fame. Eat my dust, suckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 This is all going down in Jersey? Now I'm really all in....It's off to The Asshole of New York for me. The Armpit of America will never be the same.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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