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Mr. Musicface deserves some props. That dude put up top 50 numbers in record time and then completely disappeared... (likely because Booche and Jaimoe were relentless with the jabs)!

I miss him too. Can someone post all his avatars in tribute?

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I am on the 6th page. that's pretty funny cause I feel like I post a lot :D anywho.. gotta get workin on movin up!!!

seems to be 25 per page, so you are 150 + however many are above you on your page.

love the ears :)

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I think DEM, ranking 14th and only having been on here for a little over 2 years deserves some sort of honourable mention– 5000-odd posts in just over 2 years?

impressive!

Thanks, DB; I guess that's better than "depressive" :P .

Yes, as timouse says, having been deracinated no doubt was of "help", as has been having a job where I can get away with posting through the working day.

So, everybody else, what's your excuse?

(That said, yes, I do so like this place.)

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WILLAM

Bye.

(exits)

VERONICA

Bye

(to DANTE)

That was Snowball.

DANTE

Why do you call him that?

VERONICA

Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job

thing.

DANTE

What do you mean?

VERONICA

After he gets a blow job, he likes

to have the cum spit back into his

mouth while kissing. It's called

snowballing.

DANTE

He requested this?

VERONICA

He gets off on it.

24.

DANTE

Sylvan can be talked into anything.

VERONICA

Why do you say that?

DANTE

Like you said-she snowballed him.

VERONICA

Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.

DANTE

Yeah, right.

VERONICA

I'm serious...

A moment of silence as DANTE'S chuckles fade to comprehension.

DANTE

You sucked that guy's dick?

VERONICA

Yeah. How do you think I know he

liked...

DANTE

(panicky)

But...but you said you only had sex

with three guys! You never mentioned

him!

VERONICA

That's because I never had sex with

him!

DANTE

You sucked his dick!

VERONICA

We went out a few times. We didn't

have sex, but we fooled around.

DANTE

(massive panic attack)

Oh my God! Why did you tell me you

only slept with three guys?

VERONICA

Because I did only sleep with three

guys! That doesn't mean I didn't

just go with people.

25.

DANTE

Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...

VERONICA

I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you

understood.

DANTE

I did understand! I understand that

you slept with three different

guys, and that's all you said.

VERONICA

Please calm down.

DANTE

How many?

VERONICA

Dante...

DANTE

How many dicks have you sucked?!

VERONICA

Let it go...

DANTE

HOW MANY?

VERONICA

All right! Shut up a second and

I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't

freak like this when you told me

how many girls you fucked.

DANTE

This is different. This is important.

How many?!

She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on

a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.

DANTE

Well...?

VERONICA

(half-mumbled)

Something like thirty-six.

DANTE

WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?

26.

VERONICA

Lower your voice!

DANTE

What the hell is that anyway,

"something like thirty-six?" Does

that include me?

VERONICA

Um. Thirty-seven.

DANTE

I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

VERONICA

(walking away)

I'm going to class.

DANTE

Thirty-seven?!

(to CUSTOMER)

My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven

dicks!

CUSTOMER

In a row?

;)

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