balogna pogna Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 So in an attempt to end the debate, I'll pose this question: Who's smarter, dolphins or sasquatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Im a Bills fan for life but have to say Dolphins...Never seen a smart Samsquanch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 mmmm, a question for the ages. On one hand you have the Squashstack, a direct decendant of Lazlo, who i've personally seen and heard speak, garbled though it may be, its still a sophisticated method of contact. Dolphins on the other hand jump through flaming hoops of fire at Marineland so....DOLPHINS IT IS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elemeno Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 1 vote here for Dolphins.oh and if you are in michigan can you stop by duty free and get me a 40oz of Disaronno! mmmmm. sweet dr pepper flavoured booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 (edited) well, sasquach has been smart enough to elude humans for years, other than that one who wore a watch and was spotted on a beer commercial. Dolphins on the other hand steer pirates away from danger then brutally murder them in their sleep after gaining their trust...Dolphins are smarter. Edited March 18, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 this may show the truth of the matter samsquanches and dolphins are really nothing more than bears carrying sharks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarahbelle Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 I vote dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 (edited) oh...and dolphins eat the brains of their captives, it makes them grow smarter and smarter. They do it in such a playful way though.Saquatches, their usually full of will-knots.vote for dolphins, their fun even when their filled with rage Edited March 18, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 I happen to know for a fact it's Sasquatches. Proof of this is shown in Kokanee beer commercials where the wiley sasquatch always outsmarts the Park Ranger to get away with the case of beer. Now, we all know beer commercials don't lie. Also, have you ever seen a dolphin drink beer?......times up, NO. So I think this clearly proves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315that's all I have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 The day after that, the beach was littered with thousands of what turned out to be coral-silicate and kelp-based biomicrocircuitry." Not bad, but it still doesn't say anything about them being able to drink beer. So I'm still favoring sasquatches. However it has also recently been discovered that dolphins have taught cows how to swim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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