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so, the wedding is on? the wedding is off?

should i return the toaster?

[color:purple]what a disrespectful, immature comment!

How would you feel if the Pornbot you met on Myspace turned out to be a spy for the British gov't?!?!?

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I have very grievous and alarming news this morning my friends.

Please take everything I am saying here as the direct gospel this is truly truly horrifying and revealing.

I was contacted by a profile claiming to be 'Adelle Short' (the name of a popular haircut, whose myspace profile is http://www.myspace.com/adelle888

She went by 88888888. She claimed to be a buyer for HMV and had come across a post flaming the hip hop artist Rob Squires (Sixtoo). I accept all 'friends' approaching me on myspace so that I can investigate the fake porn profiles and reverse look them up.

Her profile picture looked like a porn star and I responded saying 'are you for real'. A dialogue developed and she began to tell me depraved stories about Richard D. James (Aphex Twin) how she had dated him for what seemed like a year and how he was lurking outside her terraced home in 'Cornwall, UK'.

This is very difficult to write. Her profile which is blocked to the public had a list of musical tastes that rivalled the greatest music fan ever. She is clearly a very beautiful woman and I thought at 5 years my senior she was a strong match for my life partner. She quickly suggested I move to Cornwall where she led a quiet hermetic life and smoked high quality marijuana, took recreational drugs and walked in the national land trust and minelands.

I sent her an email the other night saying:

Don't hate me for standing up to you.

That's why you chose me.

That's why we were chosen.

love you so much,

Luke

The response was:

Yo Lucas

You and Constance will be really happy.

She looks about 7 years my junior and less wise.

later,

Adelle

After having wired me money from the 'UK' (of which a bank transaction trail and SWIFT codes exists), having offered her hand in marriage, having spoken on the phone with two dear friends (who believed erroneously she was a charming woman who wanted only the best for me) she was clearly a 'real' person.

Her phone numbers are:

deleted by Booche

mobile:

deleted by Booche

Essentially after that last dialogue, although I have all of my emails by gmail (owned by Google/Fox) as opposed to Myspace's shadowy ownership and $2.5 Billion Washington lobby, she refused to call me or email me ever again. AS OF THIS MORNING EVERY SINGLE EMAIL IN OUR VERY LONG AND PROLONGED DIALOGUE IS APPEARING AS THE SAME LOCKED PROFILE THEREBY PROVING DEFINITIVELY THAT MYSPACE IS USING MIND CONTROL TECHNOLOGY AND NOT ONLY TRACKING ALL YOUR MOVEMENTS BUT READING YOUR PERSONAL EMAILS.

Sadly, as when I am sedate, meditative and not creating conflict I realize what is ACTUALLY happening. I believe that the MK ULTRA, Manchurian Candidate type technologies, of which the public record disappears somewhere near the early 70's of course continued to grow and grow and that literally many television, internet and communications technologies are waging specific, heinous and pronounced forms of psychological warfare and mind control.

Adelle is clearly not a real person. My fear truly was that if I went to Heathrow as I told her myself that I would be picked up by MI6 right away. She tellingly quipped that 'I'll have them meet you there'.

This is my contestation, I had her wire me the money as a symbolic gesture and to have a record of the trail. I realize now that either MI6, CIA, NSA or MySpace private contractors OR mafiosi (doubtable) were literally luring me to Europe the only way a heavily idealistic Canadian would: Love. The Honeypot Trap. Live a quiet life with the woman of your dreams, walking on the beach and smoking pot and taking E and fucking for days. Not bad, eh?

I realized in the night the other day that 'Adelle' in fact was a composite profile. Our government and many governments based on the British Homeland uses an Alpha Split that basically means any interaction with any agent goes on file creating a composite sketch rather than an individual case manager for instance.

Many things about Adelle just began not to add up. I could only reckon that she was tweaking on some sort of drug because she literally broke the whole thing off by myspace, would not email nor use the phone. Her former partner of 8 years 'Edward' did answer the 'house line' a number of times and sounded like a whingey loser (he in fact is).

I did not copy all of our correspondence into word documents.

As of this morning at 9:00 when checking my myspace literally every email we ever wrote and there are countless numbers of them is now blocked to private like her profile.

The only explanation is the previous one I made. Myspace is in direct collusion with the International Police State.

I will secure the bank records, you have the phone records and myspace address. I suspect nobody in Europe really knows who this woman is or that there was never a buyer for HMV named Adelle Short.

Notably also 'Constance' whom I couldn't figure out who the psycho bitch she was talking about at first was, she claimed to have psychic and clairvoyant powers and that she had a dream/vision a year ago that the love of her life was in 'Cambridge, Canada'. There were various other 'synchronicitous' instances that confirmed 'our love'. Which was Manufactured like Consent.

The agent tripped up when she used the name Constance, the profile she was referring to was not in my top friends but back in the stack and was for a woman of 25 named 'Constant Flux' whose profile is http://www.myspace.com/fionakeane.

That morning I became aware of two things- either 'Adelle' is actually psychic and picked up a false pang of jealousy for 'Constant Flux' who I had engaged in a dialogue with about how much I loved 'Adelle' (seems like an odd way to pick a woman up) or she had broken into my myspace. Those are the only two explanations.

Notably Constant Flux has stopped dialogue with me as well.

In any case I think this is a fairly substantive group of evidences and I must say I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that Myspace was being used by the Intelligence Community to lure me to the UK and perhaps safety or perhaps my death.

If over the course of the day my myspace is deleted this will be proof positive that Myspace is Evil.

She was truly a very beautiful and lovely person

^^^^ I, Luke Bowden, did not write these last remarks a hacker and Intelligence Officer broke into the proxy and changed it moments after I typed this message - clearly I would not have added that text and my point was finalized.

She was neither true, nor beautiful, nor lovely nor a person.

I have spoken to CSIS, the Criminal Intelligence Directorate, the Director General of Criminal Intelligence Services and have now been advised to proceed to an RCMP detachment.

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phone numbers go bye bye

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Seriously I literally was 'IN LOVE' with this woman a week ago and I KNOW FOR CERTAIN, well ALL of our myspace messages were deleted overnight and I have correspondence on gmail AND the phone numbers, AND banking info...

think about it she breaks up with the soul mate love of her life by myspace, won't call or use email- I thought she was a tweaky mash (Allison has read some very personal correspondence of hers I confided in her- please explain your perspective or how you perceived 'her' Allison).

I believe she was written by different operatives on an Alpha Split but definitely was the woman in the picture because the voice matched in the intuitive fashion.

Creepy fucking bitch that's for sure.

Holla.

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You are all just fucking jealous AND I don't EVEN want to FUCK any of you BITCHES (well notably ONE) because that would require ACTUALLY SPEAKING TO YOU LONG ENOUGH TO CRAM MY FUCKING DICK IN YOUR MOUTH FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Okay that's it. WAR. Fuck all you hater fucks. I DO NOT think I am superior to you, well I am superior to all of you but mainly because I have mad love for fucking cab drivers, cleaners, new canadians, 7 yr. olds, PEOPLE WHO ROCK BY NOT TRYING- i.e. people who get up fucking early and WORK for a living instead of hiring a fucking negro. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

I am actually just in a moving meditation, by being totally relaxed, gongfu I can accomplish a great deal quickly = dealing with you hater fucks is somewhat anticlimactic.

Stillepost you are dead.

I am going to crush you NOW>

That fucking OWNER whatever ADMIN guy consider yourself fucking SERVED. G+YAME Done.

SHOW HOVA>

finito

Sounds like he's a really good Buddhist, no?

Ooops ... i forgot. That's the undeniably funny Buddhist satire.

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You are all just fucking jealous AND I don't EVEN want to FUCK any of you BITCHES (well notably ONE) because that would require ACTUALLY SPEAKING TO YOU LONG ENOUGH TO CRAM MY FUCKING DICK IN YOUR MOUTH FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Okay that's it. WAR. Fuck all you hater fucks. I DO NOT think I am superior to you' date=' well I am superior to all of you but mainly because I have mad love for fucking cab drivers, cleaners, new canadians, 7 yr. olds, PEOPLE WHO ROCK BY NOT TRYING- i.e. people who get up fucking early and WORK for a living instead of hiring a fucking negro. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

I am actually just in a moving meditation, by being totally relaxed, gongfu I can accomplish a great deal quickly = dealing with you hater fucks is somewhat anticlimactic.

Stillepost you are dead.

I am going to crush you NOW>

That fucking OWNER whatever ADMIN guy consider yourself fucking SERVED. G+YAME Done.

SHOW HOVA>

finito[/quote']

Sounds like he's a really good Buddhist, no?

Ooops ... i forgot. That's the undeniably funny Buddhist satire.

He didn't write that, an Intelligence Officer broke into the proxy and wrote it.

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Could it not be possible, and even probable, that she saw your mad ramblings on this and other websites and wisely thought to get the hell away?

I'm sure that myspace has some sort of iron box type of ignore feature there aswell.

Calm down for a moment and think.

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You're wrong.

I'm not sure why any of you think that you can offer me any guidance. You don't know all the details, nor do you have my education, native intelligence and life experience - I do not have yours.

It's in Bad Faith - Mauvais Foi - to turn to another for guidance.

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You're wrong.

I'm not sure why any of you think that you can offer me any guidance. You don't know all the details, nor do you have my education, native intelligence and life experience - I do not have yours.

It's in Bad Faith - Mauvais Foi - to turn to another for guidance.

You're right, Luke. The best we can be here is each others' friends, not counsellors or caseworkers.

We all have a story we COULD tell.

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You know what Kung, this is all such bullshit. I've talked to this poor woman and you're just being a sore loser (again). She lost her patience with you, got freaked out by telling people you were MARRYING HER and you don't stop harassing this lady! She HAD to go to the police to get YOU to stop harassing her. It's pretty disgusting that you've caused this woman all this fucking stress because of your hurt feelings.

and people on this board think I'M immature! jeez!

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Allison has read some very personal correspondence of hers I confided in her- please explain your perspective or how you perceived 'her' Allison

Luke, unlike you, I would never publicly post private correspondance in the normal course of my life.But you asked.

This is EXACTLY what I wrote to you following you sending me your private correspondance with Adelle...

I actually quite like Adelle from her written words.But I get a sense of a

much greater fragility then yours.A much greater pain, and a bit more wisdom

and alot more instability. A generosity of spirit that can be laid totally

to waste and is cogniscant of that and wary of it happening again.I get

that.

Luke you are extremely focused on yourself.Now self absorption is somewhat

understandable given your current situation-but I have to say I find yours a

bit rapacious. To use the very limited scope of our correspondance as an

example,you have never once asked me how I was,or something about my

life.Thats not really normal for most people.

Now thats just in a very elusive acquaintanceship and I dont have any

emotional attachement to you so at most I find it rude or cold.However, for

Adelle, I think even a whiff of that is going to smack of someone she cant

trust to always put themselves first.

The metaphor thing.Your words are your life-quite literally sometimes.And

you have a particular style-one that at times is really hard to navigate

what you are actually saying.You don't use metaphor at all.Other people

write diffrently but can be just as attached to their words.Just because you

dont have a poetic style doesnt mean its not valid for someone else.

Look carefully at what you want to happen here.Do you want to grow and be

with Adelle? That will require a certain turn of character.If you dont want

to do that then just accept what you had out of it, and feel for a woman who

felt she was in love and tried to be with you and obviously felt hurt by

you-right or wrong.

The funny thing is a more manipulative man would have known how to cover

their tracks and wear the the sheeps cloak until they were thru the door,

then bear their teeth.That you didn't says you are a better man OR that you

are so self absorbed that you couldnt even see how to hustle it. For someone

in Adelles position it would be terrifying to see that because she would

feel drawn to the truth of who you are, but distrust her own ability to

rationally gauge it, and underneath it fear she was inviting in someone

who's energy would negate her.

I also questioned drug use-yes.But more because you intimated it.Fundamentally I just didn't believe that two people would decide to marry each other based on two or three weeks correspondance-atleast not without being desperatley lonely-which make the decision understandable but highly biased.

You left out alot of the details -again.You sent Adelle a vicious email demanding that she give you permission to publish your correspondance and calling her unimaginably vile things.She quite understandably-and fairly nicely given your vitrolic-cut you out of her life.This is what I said to you then...

Luke that you even thought of publishing those letters is an absolute

travesty of basic human decency.All your interactions are not just your

story and stop acting like it.Why would you threaten somebody with that?

That sort of threat, especially to another person with trust issues, is a

form of RAPE.No hyperbole.RAPE.

What did you lose with this whole thing with Adelle? Trust?Belief in

humanity? You say you never had any.Face? Not much.What about her side? What

did she lose?Probably what feeble hope she had in men and her ability to

gauge them.Measure that up.

Why does everything with you so quickly turn to anger and aggression?

Defense? But your defense engenders more attack.

Adell is real.She is a real woman, with troubles of her own, who decided NOt to love you based on your OWN actions.

Every single one of us has probaly had that moment where we realize that we lost something PURELY because of our own deficiencies.

It hurts like fuck.

And making excuses, and blaming it on the other person is instinctive-you are just a bit more dramatic then the rest of us.I usually just stick to saying the dudes dick was small.

I think you know this underneath it all.I hope you do.

I'm still here for you to throw stones at.Just gentle down colt,K?

For the rest of you..

This is NOT FUNNY,For so many reasons.At ALL.

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is that all it takes?

Not sure how to take that.I didn't post either Lukes words nor Adelle's-purely my opinion.And if asked for my opinion I give it(maybe too freely?)

I'm not trying to fuel this.I'm just trying to consistently give Luke a reasonable point of view and one that is accepting of him as a person,though often not his behaviour-its my perspective for sure, but I try to weigh both Luke as a person with valid thoughts, against what doesn't seem right or real to me,filtered through who I am.

I have to defend myself for this?

Why do I have to defend myself now?

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