SmoothedShredder Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 That pretty much sums it up.Except for one thing. You are WRONG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Me too. and if I knew how to post youtube videos I would do so...top ten in my list of python sketcheshttp://www.jambands.ca/sanctuary/showtopic.php?tid/240320/Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 top ten in my list of python sketchesThat said... well, that's just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist, you excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes, you wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 top ten in my list of python sketchesThat said... well' date=' that's just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist, you [i']excrement, you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes, you wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me.Please tell my, honestly, that you recited that from memory.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 From the album, yes; the tv show adds the word "purulent" in there at one point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 too much agreement! this is the place for disagreements! you want 12A, down the hall, and you were already told that. You have to watch yourself around here if you disagree when everyone else is agreeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Dave Evil yer a well-inspiring fellow, well done. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Man I want to totally nerd out and turn this thread into a Monty Python recitation thread.[No, this is not from memory]ARTHUR: Well, I am king!DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.ARTHUR: Be quiet!DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!ARTHUR: Shut up!DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.ARTHUR: Shut up!DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Monty Python ruined it for all future generations of English comedians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Monty Python ruined it for all future generations of English comediansHow so? (If you're saying that they set such a high level of comedy that others can't even come close, I think I disagree with you; see Not The 9 O'Clock News, for example.)Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 (edited) English Pig! I fart in your general direction! Edited May 18, 2007 by Guest more argumental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldeberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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popo weenie Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I was going to ask if he was offering just a five-minute trial argument, or the full half hour.Aloha,Bradis this lad a lawyer?stopped by the cops again, so should i argue with them. imagine my seat belt was under my arm, well now i wear it over or somewhere to please themi think they want to know how old i am ha ha ha bast7ards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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