Grateful Seuss - I Am Ted

[Kanada Kev]

Clever:

I am Ted

I am Ted

Ted the Head

That Ted the Head

That Ted the Head

I do not like that Ted the Head

Do you like the Grateful Dead?

I do not like them

Ted the Head

I do not like the Grateful Dead.

Would you see them here or there?

I will not see them here or there

I will not see them Anywhere.

I do not like the Grateful Dead

I do not like them Ted the Head

Would you see them at Winterland?

Do you like the Candyman?

I will not see them at Winterland

I do not like the Candyman.

I will not see them here or there

I will not see them anywhere

I do not like the Grateful Dead

I do not like them Ted the Head.

Would you see them at the Fox?

Or in the Rain with a Box?

Not with a Box

Or at the Fox

Nor Winterland

Or Candyman

I will not see them here of there

I will not see them anywhere

I do not like the Grateful Dead

I do not like them Ted the Head

Would you? Could you?

See Dark Star?

We could road trip

In my car.

I would not could not

In a car

You may like them you will see

Just listen close to Cassidy.

I will not listen can't you see

To Cassidy so let me be

Not in the Rain with a Box

I will not see them at the Fox

I will not see them at Winterland

Not Cassidy or Candyman

I will not see them here or there

I will not see them anywhere

I do not like the Grateful Dead

I do not like them Ted the Head

The Wheel! The Wheel!

The Wheel! The Wheel!

Could you, Would you try the Wheel?

No to the Wheel, or Cassidy

No to Dark Star, Ted let me be

I would not, could not, in your car

I could not, would not hear Dark Star I will not travel to Winterland

Ted you fail to see I don't like this band?

I will not see them here or there

I will not see them anywhere

I do not like the Grateful Dead

I do not like them Ted the Head.

Say!

"Touch of Grey"?

Yes, "Touch of Grey"

Would you, could you try "Touch of Grey"

I would not try this Touch of Grey

Do you not hear these words I say?

Would you listen to this jam on Deal??

I could not listen to any jam on Deal!

Not "In the Dark" or to the Wheel!

Not to Dark Star or Cassidy

I do not like them, Ted, you see

I will not go to Winterland

I do not like this Candyman!

I will not see them here or there

I will not see them anywhere.

You do not like the Grateful Dead?

I do not like them Ted the Head!

Would you listen to Pigpen sing Lovelight?

I would not listen to "Pig" sing Lovelight?

How about the Good Lovin from the prior night?

I will not listen to Lovelight

Or Good Lovin from the prior night

I will not listen to any jam in Deal

To Dark Star, Cassidy or the Wheel

Not In the Dark, or Winterland

I do not like this hippie band!

Not in the rain, with a box

or front row seats at the Fox!

I will not road trip in your car

To any city where they are

I will not see them here or there

I will not see them ANYWHERE!

I do not like the Grateful Dead

I do not like them Ted the head.

Here please try this Franklin's Tower Recorded from the GD Hour Try

it, try it and play it loud You just might like it and be proud

Fred!

If you promise to let me be

I will try these hippie freaks

SAY!!!

I do, I do like the Grateful Dead

I can't get those jams out of my head.

I will listen to this Franklin's Tower Or any other GD Hour I will

play them long and loud I will play them and be proud I will listen

to

Pig sing Lovelight Or the Good Lovin from the prior Night I will

listen to the song called Deal I will listen to the Wheel I will play

this Cassidy Or In the Dark on CD I will listen to any Dark Star At

home, at work or in my Car I will road trip to the Fox or stand in the

Rain with a Box I will go to Winterland And hope they play the

Candyman I will see them here or there I will see them anywhere!

I do so like the Grateful Dead

Thank you, Thank you Ted the Head

[Baj]

that was fantastic...thanks

[timouse]

indeed. nice find.