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Ever order from CDBaby.com? Hilarious!


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I ordered a CD from this website before, but I didn't receive a confirmation email telling me that my order was shipped. The discs came, so I didn't think about it.

I ordered from them again, and I am definitely glad that I finally got a confirmation email from them. This is what they sent:

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with

sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make

sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over

the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money

can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party

marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of

Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in

our private CD Baby jet on this day, Monday, October 8th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.

Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all

exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

--

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby

the little store with the best new independent music

http://cdbaby.com cdbaby@cdbaby.com (503)595-3000

The entertainment-value I got from that email was worth the price of the discs alone. The music is just a bonus, now. ;)

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