bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I've had a fucking cold for a month now. For three weeks it was just a harsh cough and no other symptoms, no runny nose, no sneezing, fuck all. Then last week I had narcolepsy, my voice sounded like Linda Blair's in the Exorcist and I wasn't hungry at all. (For my appetite to be gone is really freaky, I eat more than any woman I know and more than most guys, too) I feel better now, I'm back to work but still have an annoying little phlegmy cough. If anyone gives me a suggestion that actually works to get rid of said cold I'll give you a prize!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 If you have a chest cough you might need a short dose of steroids to clear it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Have you tried Cold FX pills? They worked for me the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 An old man at a coffee shop told me that the thing doctors don't want you to know is that all you need to do to beat any cold is to raise your body temperature by 1/2 a degree and the cold will die. If the word knew this the people who make all the cough & colds medicines would go bankrupt.I've lived by that advice and beaten many colds.Try MDMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I am so glad there is a dr in the house. Nice prescription. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 An old man at a coffee shop told me that the thing doctors don't want you to know is that all you need to do to beat any cold is to raise your body temperature by 1/2 a degree and the cold will die. If the word knew this the people who make all the cough & colds medicines would go bankrupt.I've lived by that advice and beaten many colds. Try MDMA. Who's got my heady MDMA?!?!?! I'm dosing for health, it's okay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Actually id go to the Dr. if I were you... I had the same sorta symptoms for quite some time and yesterday went to the clinic... glad I did... Ive got pneumonia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 What would the doctor do for my pneumonia? (if I had it) I hate going to the doctor and I really don't think they do much good except in emergency situations. I think North Americans are over-medicated.And I'd rather take MDMA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWeeJig Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Have you tried Cold FX pills? They worked for me the other week.Didn't you take those on advice from a naturopaths significant other?Stick with Max Websters suggestion Bokonon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Go eat PHO with lots of hotsauce in it. That'll fix ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Have you tried Cold FX pills? They worked for me the other week.Didn't you take those on advice from a naturopaths significant other?I did and I have no regrets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXQ42 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 eat two cloves of raw garlic and drink it down with hot lemon water. Works like a charm! Hope you're feelin' better soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Go eat PHO with lots of hotsauce in it. That'll fix ya.I do that almost every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Except I live in Waterford now so PHO= Mr. Noodles with broccoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 That's good advice from LXQ42... if that IS his real name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 What would the doctor do for my pneumonia? (if I had it) I hate going to the doctor and I really don't think they do much good except in emergency situations. I think North Americans are over-medicated.And I'd rather take MDMA!Well, if it was(is) pneumonia then MDMA is exactly the answer... I'll stick with the antibiotics and rest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXQ42 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 That's good advice from LXQ42... if that IS his real name!I'll never tell...Mwahahahahahahaha....New....Rider.....sounds dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Oh Newrider's dirty alright!Hey wait a second! I just noticed LXQ42, you're in Hammerton?!? Is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXQ42 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 (edited) Yup! Me'n'Sheebs have been here for two months now! How's Waterford treating you? Edited October 31, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Right on! Welcome back to the south!Waterford's great. The view out my front window is beautiful. There's a field of winter wheat, a forest and a little farm house. It's quiet and I get to see sheep every day on my way to work. I like sheep!Although, with my attention span if I last six months out here I'll be shocked.I wonder what the future holds.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I heard anal sex was the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I heard anal sex was the way to go. Tried that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 not with me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Nah, I hear you're more of a taker than a giver...I'm not equipped to give, I didn't buy that at the last Fantasia party I went to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXQ42 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 (edited) Well Lexi, I'm glad you're diggin' it, at least for now! If you're ever in town, let us know, and come on over for a drink! Edited October 31, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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