Velvet Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Y'know, I have no middle name* and it kind of bugs me. I mean, given that my first name is not morphable a la Robert or James, I get zero options on renaming myself.I wonder how rare this is. Anyone else out there have no middle name?*my only brother got two middle names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Why don't you just steal one of your brother's? It only seems fair...it's not like he NEEDS two...maybe that was an accident, on the part of your parents? One of the names was meant for you!I was given initials that spell "JAM".Oh and I went to school with a guy whose name was Justin Case.And that's all I have that's even vaguely relevent to this topic..and the connection is tenuous, at best.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 i go by my middle name, does this count? (i also have a first name - no it is not O-S-C-A-R) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 (edited) i hope it's robert so that you could be RAD or (Bob) BAD Edited November 5, 2007 by Guest spaced out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 I have no middle name[color:purple]clearly your parents dont care for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 i hope it's robert so that you could be RAD or (Bob) BADi would hope for that too. sadly no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Same with me and a lot of others born in NBi don't know where you were born but if it was NB that was common .Actually my problem was the name I was going by wasn't on my birth certificate.I had to go through the change of name legally to fix it.I did and now I have a middle name also!!!I never even knew this until I was 19 years old and applied for a birth certificate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 i hope it's robert so that you could be RAD or (Bob) BADi would hope for that too. sadly no.[color:purple]is it MAXIP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 I've got a middle finger for you Velvet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Thankfully I have a middle name, or my initials would be BS. My Dad does NOT have a middle name Velvet - maybe you can start a club with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Oh, and I always assumed that your middle name was Mung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 CC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Y'know, I have no middle name and it kind of bugs me.Did you want one? Maybe the massmind of Skanks here could come up with one, with a poll or something.I vote for "Joseph."Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 pppfffftttttt Joseph?!?!?!?dude. we can do waaaaaay better than that i'm sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 i vote for Cheeseburgerhey, it works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 I vote "Bling" or Mung or Velvet or Killer or Morph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 It was a huge pain in the butt for me too.Your mother can fix that though and get a new birth certificate.You should look into it.Maybe you can do it on line.I did mine over 20 years ago and I am happy I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Cheeseburger, definately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 pppfffftttttt Joseph?!?!?!?dude. we can do waaaaaay better than that i'm sure yeah, like Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 hows about Stringfellow? That Airwolf show was KICKASS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 i hope it's robert so that you could be RAD or (Bob) BAD i would hope for that too. sadly no. now i'm curious, hehehe so what is it? FAD? NAD? MAD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted November 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Many people have suggested many names for me Bradm, and Joseph is thus far the kindest.I won't risk stealing one of my brothers middle names 'cuz one of them is Leslie. Plus he's bigger than I am.I wasn't born in NB (my brother was), but I am of NB parentage. Maybe that has something to do with it. And no AD, that doesn't count. Matter of fact, going by your middle name is the problem, 'cuz I don't have that option!Maybe I'll ask for a middle name for xmas. Though I will admit, theer is something a tad unique about not having a middle name that I sometimes like, kinda like when I decided not to have laser surgery on my eyes. I dunno.I sure do like to bitch about stuff though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 how about a double?Izzy Thomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 If Velvet was born in Que. his middle name would be Joseph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 I like Schnoogle. Its got multiple meanings!To drive a car while smoking marijuana. Taken from the phrase "riding the schnoogleberry express"orWhen one homosexual male is uncircumsized, and he slides his forskin over another homosexual males penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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