KarinGarage Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when schwa is going to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 maxwebster is the reason donuts have holes. As a matter of fact, maxwebster is the reason just about anything has holes... including you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Jimmy_Milbury_Esq. Jimmy_Milbury_Esq does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Jimmy_Milbury_Esq.There's an order to the universe: Space, Time, Jimmy_Milbury_Esq... Just kidding, Jimmy_Milbury_Esq is first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Allah regulary has tea and crumpets with Booche .Booche invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. Booche knows the last digit of pi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 (edited) bones is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like bones cowboy doesn't have hairs on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel. where oh where did Jimmy Milbury Esq. GO?? we miss you Jimmy and your daring attempts at mowing the lawn barefoot!! Edited November 14, 2007 by Guest I added cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Ray Parker may not be afraid of no ghost but he turns as pale as one when he sees Jimmy_Milbury_Esq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Sunshine can speak braille. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 The Death Star in Star Wars is actually just a close up of DJmelbatoast's left testicle. The right one was used as a stunt double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Bokonon doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now." It's funny 'cause it's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Ms.Huxtable let the dogs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol'Hickster Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 hahah I had a good laugh when I read that haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 I can't believe no one used "your mother" yet.When God said, "let there be light", your mother said, "say 'please'." Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and your mother will beat his ass and take it. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. your mother hears it. your mother can hear everything. your mother can hear the shrieking terror in your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 HAhah those were awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Brian Hamilton's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Mr.T pities the fool. backbacon rips the fools fucking head off!When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into backbacon.Think of a hot woman. backbacon did her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Peanuts are allergic to c-towns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 With the rising cost of gasoline, George W Bush is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with dick chaney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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