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A friend of mine was recently in Victoria and ordered a Ceasar with breakfast. When it showed up there was two strips of bacon in it paired with a slice of asparagus. He took them out, set them to the side on his napkin, and drank his Ceasar. When his friends asked him if he was gonna eat the bacon he said no. They were aghast. He just said "I guess I'm not hip enough to get it."

I would've eaten the bacon, but what's the asparagus for?

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As evident by this thread, bacon was once one the world's most abundant and sought after natural resources. But, like everything else that is good and proper and perfect in this world, we have treated it with reckless abandon and soon there will be no bacon left! Shame on you proprieter of "bacon roses" and "Bacon Soup Bowl and Spoon". What are we to do when there is nary a strip remaining to compliment my eggs on a sunday morning? FOR SHAME!

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