phishtaper Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 FRIDAY!! way too many stupid posts today!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 It's also Steak and a Blowjob day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 holy shit, hijacked in less than a minute!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I heard it was tofu and a rimjob day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 It's steak and BJ day already? Awesome, thanks Jambmands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 It's also Pi Day.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 You want me to choose between celebrating an irrational number, and a rational sex act with meat that has a predictable and enjoyable conclusion? How will I ever decide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 You want me to choose between celebrating an irrational number, and a rational sex act with meat that has a predictable and enjoyable conclusion? How will I ever decide?Well, you could have sex with meat*, then just have some pie.Aloha,Brad* I assume that means having sex first, then eating some meat, rather than engaging in a sex act with a piece of meat, but whatever floats your boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Yeah I guess "sex act with meat" needed a bit more explanation. When I celebrate Steak and a BJ day what I do is buy a large top round, pound it flat with a mallet, wrap it around my john henry and fellate myself. Someone told me that was how the holiday is celebrated. You can also celebrate it with a loved one in which case you ask them to wrap the steak around your Don Johnson, and give you a helpful push from behind if you're having trouble reaching and/or you're equipment falls short of the usual sizes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 or, AdamH you could have some fun with a real life math problem and haul out the old tape measure ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 You're right I really should commit this to graph paper. How God gave me 3.1415926 feet of pleasuring staff is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagochips Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Is that feet or centimeters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 NewRider informed us: "It's also Steak and a Blowjob day!"Steak - Watch more free videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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