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Assistant to an eccentric rich guy

Can you please fetch me 2.5 grams of Shropshire mold in a copper container of the highest grade copper. No less that 99.9995% purity by weight.

I will require that you sing the following lyrics, first forwards and then reverse not once, but 5 times hither while after placing the mold inside the container.

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--

...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Drink and the devil had done for the rest--

...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

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Assistant to an eccentric rich guy

Can you please fetch me 2.5 grams of Shropshire mold in a copper container of the highest grade copper. No less that 99.9995% purity by weight.

I will require that you sing the following lyrics' date=' first forwards and then reverse not once, but 5 times hither while after placing the mold inside the container.

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--

...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Drink and the devil had done for the rest--

...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

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Dude, I'm sure you could find an assistant more comely than me.

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