A Big Belly

[headymamamyrna]

So another survey was done!

If a man has a big belly it means he has lower testosterone.

[Guest Low Roller]

The merits of this survey are debatable.

Scientific experiments have already concluded that male pattern baldness is caused by too much testosterone:

The Cause of Male Pattern Baldness

Most men are genetically predisposed to male pattern baldness. It is the effect of hormones on the hair follicle that produces male pattern baldness. Testosterone, a hormone that is present in high levels in males after puberty, is converted to dihydrotestosterone (DHT) by an enzyme called 5-alpha reductase. DHT has an adverse affect on the hair follicles. Acting on a hormone receptor on the hair follicle it slows down hair production and produces weak, shorter hair, sometimes it stops hair growth from the follicle completely. This process gradually depletes your stock of hair and is normal hair loss.

If you take both theories into account, this would indicate that being bald and having a beer belly are mutually exclusive. But if that were the case then how do you explain this guy:

[Davey Boy 2.0]

::runs hand through hair while dusting crumbs off tummy::

[SaggyBalls]

Maybe people thinks he likes cookies so much is because he bakes them so much...i bet he takes the apron off to go down the chimney.