bouche Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Ummmm, hate to tell you this Booche but bouche is not the first grown man I've shacked up with. I know I seem so innocent, don't I. Yeah, I think I might just forget about the wonderful treats I had planned for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Yeah, I think I might just forget about the wonderful treats I had planned for you Isn't that like saying "I was going to buy you flowers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Also, don't re-use poems that you originally wrote for another girl.That was some of your best material. I'm still re-using those poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Contrary to popular belief, woman DO NOT want to hear the solo from Harry Hood 16 times in a row.Clearly, you're hanging out with the wrong chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 The garbage can does not empty & reline itself.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobL Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 The garbage can does not empty & reline itself.othe yellow stick-it notes posted all over the house reminding you to do things are usually not good to ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 The garbage can does not empty & reline itself.othe yellow stick-it notes posted all over the house reminding you to do things are usually not good to ignorePosting yellow sticky notes all over with things fo us to do only makes us angry and less likely to do said jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 The garbage can does not empty & reline itself.othe yellow stick-it notes posted all over the house reminding you to do things are usually not good to ignorePosting yellow sticky notes all over with things fo us to do only makes us angry and less likely to do said jobs.because the green ones are more motivating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I prefer flourescent orange.it makes me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 "I don't care" is not an appropriate resopnse to "Do you want rice or potato with supper?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 there is no tone of voice that can smooth the sharp cutting jaggedness of "Get me a beer, bitch" even if you are totally joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 After fighting with your girlfriend on the phone always make sure you hang up the phone. Especially if you make some negative comments about her after you thought you hung up. If not a knock may be coming to the apartment door sage advice Hal needs to absorb this advice but good, eh buddy! LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't bother trying to convince her that it's just Geddy Lee she doesn't like, because it's all of Rush's music that she doesn't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 pick up your own socks, better yet don't leave them on the floor in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 When you come in @ 3:00 am and she asks what time you came in the next morning, dont say 12:30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I'm taking notes here.I have learned that "doing the laundry" involves more then just throwing the clothes in the washing machine and then forgetting about them for the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reba Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 when your wife isn't feeling happy with the clothes she's wearing to work, saying "don't worry, people will just think it's your halloween costume" doesn't make her any happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Sound advice. Also, don't re-use poems that you originally wrote for another girl.Especially if said poem prominently features the name of the girl you wrote it for, and your current girlfriend/wife has a completely different name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheebs Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 sometimes she needs to drink @ 10:11am when she's in for a long hard dayAmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I got a new one because it just happened. Dont dry a cooking pan with the sleeve of your hoodie that you just used to wipe your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 don't wipe your nose on hoodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggest Fan Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I like the 'Get me a beer b!tch' line, that never goes over no matter the intent. My sad effort to this thread is never 'guck' up the the new looking baking pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Easy to fix...get yourself a snotty hoodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggest Fan Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 This one is for the 'brain surgeons' write down important dates such as birthdays and anniv. for future use. It sucks when they say 'you know its my birthday do'nt you' (x10 when you been together for over a decade). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 (edited) We've got a verjaardag kalender, translation: birthday calendar. Very handy and most recommended, dig it (we don't have this particular one but you get the idea): you simply write in the person's name on their respective birthday and BOOM! tough to miss it Edited November 1, 2008 by Guest stashing the gumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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