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If I offer you a backrub, it means I want to get laid. I will follow through on my offer and give you the best backrub ever... as long as you follow through with your end of the implied contract.

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Boys like 2 things:

-blow jobs

-blow jobs

Coincidentally, the above mentioned acts will get you out of anything.

This happens only very rarely, but I actually can't find anything to argue with in this post, no matter how hard I try.

You are a witness for the truth.

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Guest Low Roller
oho, someone PM me Lowroller's gal's email address. I have a URL to send to her

Traitor.

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If we must give, we must have the option to receive.

Footrubs, Backrubs, Oral Sex, concillatory flowers...

And in that, we must have the option to trade flowers for whiskey.

Why watch your love for me wilt and die when we can get drunk together?

Flowers don't do shots.

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