Bill Simmons: Obama's Sports Czar?

[Hal Johnson]

Simmons is good shit:

"I always compare T-shirts and dress shirts to baseball pitchers -- you have your ace, your closer, your set-up guys, your rotation starters and then your fringe guys who move up and down between the majors and minors and you can't decide whether they should stay or not. Then you have T-shirts or shirts that you received as a gift or you bought when you were drunk or in the mood to just buy something. Those are the Carl Pavano shirts."