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Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island.

Liz: MILF Island?

Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules.

Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?

Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

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Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island.

Liz: MILF Island?

Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules.

Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?

Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

BWAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA........

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Liz (often): I want to go to there.

I guess this is something Tina Fey's daughter started saying and she found it hilarious (I think a Disney world commercial prompted it's first utterance)- she wanted to start using some of the stuff the daughter says which she finds hilarious.

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Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?

Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I’ll let you know as soon as we have the results.

Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!

Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it’s crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the ’60s.

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