Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jack: Look, Tracy, I can’t just give you money. But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need. You must know Arsenio.Tracy: Hall or Billingham?Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?Tracy: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Liz: Okay, very funny. You bought a pager from Dennis. Will you take it off now, please?Jack: Oh, I can’t. I’m expecting a call from 1983. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jack: And Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Fuck I love this show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 As a Raptor fan Basher, you must have loved this:Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Yeah, I certainly lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jack: All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or ‘POS-MENS’ of GE products into your program. For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GE’s direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Liz: What do guys like?Frank: Porn.Liz: No, I mean if you were to go on a date with a girl, how would you want her to act?Frank: Like she was in a porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Tracy: Live every week like it’s Shark Week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 "You just released enough hydroflourocarbons to kill a penguin." "This penguin."Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 There's no judgement in brainstorming.I heard you singin' "Night Cheese".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 the sophie's choice quote tonight was amazing. i can't remember it verbatim right now so i'll wait til i see it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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