TheAlphaNerd 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2009 Anonymous one on one chathttp://omegle.com/Stranger: lookin for a girl to chat with. nothing creepy, just a normal chat.You: WellYou: guess whatYou: I'm a dudeYou: and you are a creepYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAlphaNerd 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: ASK ME ANYTHINGYou: do you think a pirate ever got in trouble for taking the term "poop deck" literally?Stranger: oh my lolStranger: i think maybe perhaps!You: maybe or perhapsYou: pick oneYou: quicklyStranger: ....Stranger: i cant take the pressureStranger: AGHYou have disconnected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schwa. 11 Report post Posted April 28, 2009 i don't get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Booche 235 Report post Posted April 28, 2009 i don't get it. That's because you have friends and/or things you enjoy doing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YearsAlongTheSea 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2009 My mom told me never to talk to strangers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esau. 258 Report post Posted April 28, 2009 I don't think I could spend much time on that site, but I gave it a go for a laugh... ------------------------------------------ Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi how are you? You: struggling You: I don't have much time Stranger: I don't understand? You: I have to clean up the blood Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schwa. 11 Report post Posted April 28, 2009 nice one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Boy 2.0 189 Report post Posted April 29, 2009 http://englishrussia.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_rawk 1 Report post Posted May 4, 2009 Stranger: Hi how are you?You: strugglingYou: I don't have much timeStranger: I don't understand?You: I have to clean up the bloodYour conversational partner has disconnected.I haven't been able to stop laughing about this. Well played, sir. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SaggyBalls 4 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Stranger: buddy the elf Stranger: whats ur favorite color? You: depends on what I'm wearing Stranger: orly? You: I'm gonna say deep red You: but often blues and greens. Stranger: thats hot You: I could take it off if you want Stranger: sounds good to me You: alright. hairy pink it is. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SaggyBalls 4 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 (i haven't been on this website for hours)You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: horny girl?You: horny girl!Stranger: coolStranger: asl?You: oh come on.You: like that matters nowYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bradm 108 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 Here's a different take on a chat website:http://garyc.mooo.com:3232/steal/Aloha,Brad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
backbacon 1 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 wow, bradm, that's WHACK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms.Huxtable 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 I totally don't get it. But it made me laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgnor 2 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 LOL!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAlphaNerd 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 I tried to take all the balls for myself and make my own little corner to prosper in... but everyone else was talking about a hive mind and making a stick figure with genitalia... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c-towns 160 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 haha, i saw that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAlphaNerd 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 What are the chances? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fista 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 That's some good stuff right there, I think I have my weekend planned!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c-towns 160 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 don't touch my balls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fista 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 I'm touching all the balls!!Those other little jerks keep messing up my scene though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thorgnor 2 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 I'm all about the chaos... if anybody starts piling balls steal'em... if anybody is stealing balls, help'em but pile'em all up in the spot they move'em to... it's great to watch stick figures get frustrated lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
otherones90210 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 Stranger: Hey Stranger: how old are you? You: 35 You: ASL Stranger: South Carolina, 41 year old male You: No shit I wiped out a family of 5 all except for the father Stranger: Holy crap is your name "The South Carolina Mangler" You: Yeah that's me Stranger: Fuck man, you slaughtered my whole family and left me alone crying masturbating with my own tears as lube. You: Well shit man, that's family murdering for ya! Stranger: ha ha, I suppose that's how it works. Stranger: Did you have to strangle my pregnant wife with her own bra though? You: Well that's the business my friend. Stranger: LOL, I suppose it is. If you ever find yourself in NC again drop in for potatoe salad and good conversation without raping and killing my whole family. You: I make no promises (wink) sidenote: small world eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAlphaNerd 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2009 Stranger: LOL, I suppose it is. If you ever find yourself in NC again drop in for potatoe salad and good conversation without raping and killing my whole family.You: I make no promises (wink) Classic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
