Cully Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 (201): now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone (818): Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (908): My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size. (713): eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae" (priceless) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (440): oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill? (personal favourite) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Or this one:(410): can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd(443): wasted?(410): im pocohantasssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killatokes Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 (915): dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop (310): Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck(312): Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?(614): Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?(1-614): condoms and good judgment(614): Can I buy both of those at the same store? dang! this site is funny sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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