Schwa. Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I know. And the rest weren't that good either!seemed like you were reaching.....'bout a club length. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 See, that's what I'm talking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 You should have called a mulligan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 The airbags didnt deploy but Tigers wife had to smash out the back window to get him out?It's because it was a Caddillac SUV. It would have been been much easier to get a Buick open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 A statement from the hospital, as well as Greenspan's statement, termed the accident as "minor."Still no majors for Tiger this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Buick Open. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Jim Rome's take:If you’re looking for Tiger Woods to come correct…to just own it and to tell you what really happened when he bounced his car off a fire hydrant and a tree and his wife took a club to his back windshield, you’ll be waiting a helluva long time. Because that is never, going to happen! This guy has never said anything about anything related to golf. You think he’s going to fall on the sword and just start bumping his gums about the biggest controversy of his career?! A guy who named his yacht, “Privacyâ€?! He wouldn’t talk to the Florida Highway Patrol state troopers, so clearly he’s not talking to you or me or anyone else. Sure, after a couple of days of plotting and strategizing with his team, he finally got around to making a statement on his website. A statement where he says it was his fault and that his wife act courageously. Great! Thanks for that. Why even bother?! He should have just said, “the course looks good…my swing feels good…I like my chancesâ€. I would have gotten more out of that than what he actually posted. So he’s obviously not going to talk. Never has. Never will. And especially after something as embarrassing and as controversial as this! And, his strategy is pretty clear. They have their story. Their sticking to it! And as long as no neighbors, or witnesses, or disgruntled former Woods’ team members, or TMZ, or the National Enquirer, or anyone else comes forward with any additional info that discredits Woods or his wife, or their story, they’re just going to ride it out. Look, people are afraid this guy! Those who do know anything about him don’t want to cross him. Because they know what’ll happen if they do! They’ll get fired and cut out of the circle of trust. His neighbor, who made the 911 call, wouldn’t even mention him by name. What, like Tiger could fire you as a neighbor? Like he didn’t know who it was? One of the most famous people in the world lives on your street, but you don’t know who it is. He and his advisors know, he’s going to take some heat in the short term, but if he says nothing and no new info comes to light…the media will soon move on to the next scandal, and the spotlight will be off him. Then, he’ll get back on the course, rack wins (because you know he’ll have an even bigger chip on his shoulder) he’ll be more closed off than ever before! And once he starts winning, that will fix everything and there will be no long-term damage. The guy will do what he’s always done…grind it out and will it his way, with attitude, intimidation, work ethic and talent. Take a little heat…because this too shall pass…or at least, that’s what their strategy will be. And it’s a strategy that should work! As long as no else steps forward with any damming info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I gotta work tomorrow in the day and I know Jim Rome's radio show will be gold when he has his take.It was pretty mild today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) you gotta watch the computer animated recreation in this vid. Hilarious Edited December 2, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I believe the one on the left is now coming forward as another person Tiger holed (supposedly with a ton of texts and a recent voice message). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Woods apology has now reached the interwebs.....I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone. Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means.For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect. But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions. Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult. I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 The CBC played Tiger's phone message he left his mistress of three years. Pretty damaging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 (edited) I agree with Tiger. Who the fucks business is it other than his and his family's?That being said, Im surprised he goes after skanky-ass ho's when he pursues women on the side. As if Tiger Woods can't do better than the Coog in the leopard-patterned dress!Guess even Tiger has a handicap. Edited December 2, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 IMO if you want to earn $100 mill a year playing a game, buck up and accept the fact that you don't live a 'normal' life and things of this nature are going to happen if you aren't careful (read: perfect, in this sensationalist media world).Lie with coogs, you get fleas- isn't that the old adage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSloth Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 If nobody gave a fuck about Tiger's business, literally and figuratively, he wouldn't be worth approximately a bazillion dollars, which I'm sure is something he enjoys so I don’t feel all that bad (I do feel bad for his wife however). I do agree with you on his poor choice of side dishes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I agree. I can't believe he would send all those text messages and not figure out that eventually they were going to be leaked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 In the interest of an unbiased Rich Stadium, I present a much nicer photo of the alleged mistress: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 In the interest of an unbiased Rich Stadium, I present a much nicer photo of the alleged mistress: Through efforts like these, we can make the world an unbiased place. I salute you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Has anyone seen the alleged texts? Holy frig that guy might be able to play golf, but a ladies man he is not. Some of them sound like Quagmire was at the helm.....Giggidy giggidy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Has anyone seen the alleged texts? Holy frig that guy might be able to play golf, but a ladies man he is not. Some of them sound like Quagmire was at the helm.....Giggidy giggidy.Over $1 billion in earnings makes him a ladies man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 The poor guy was just trying to get his putter shined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Has anyone seen the alleged texts? Holy frig that guy might be able to play golf, but a ladies man he is not. Some of them sound like Quagmire was at the helm.....Linky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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