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Gatorade dropped their "Tiger Drink" product, although they are claiming that the decision was made prior to all this hoopla.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure it was.

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Tiger is a FREAK! He's up to 10 mistresses... of which two are porn stars! Combine that with reports that he doesn't use a condom ever, and we have ourselves one sick fuck.

Here is professional banger Joslyn James who banged Tiger's wood:

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You know, this whole Tiger thing went from hilarious to bizarre to kinda sad really fast.

That's pretty much how I feel about it. At one point I was expecting them to start finding bodies.

I really feel sorry for his kids. The legitimate ones and otherwise... apparently.

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So soon you forget that he can barely get out of his driveway

Did O.J. drive his Bronco? Check. Mate.

(BTW, I'm not insinuating that Tiger is going to murder his wife. That would be tragic. I just want to see him run from the law.)

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Gatorade dropped their "Tiger Drink" product, although they are claiming that the decision was made prior to all this hoopla.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure it was.

Apparently this news was published in a beverage trade magazine two days before the car accident.

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Tiger named AP Athlete of the Decade; cyclist Armstrong second

Even after a shocking sex scandal that tarnished Tiger Woods, it was tough to ignore what he achieved on the golf course this decade.

He won 64 times around the world, including 12 majors, and hoisted a trophy on every continent golf is played. He lost only one time with the lead going into the final round. His 56 PGA Tour victories in one incomparable decade were more than anyone except four of golf's greatest players won in their careers.

full story>> http://www.cbssports.com/golf/story/12667817/tiger-named-ap-athlete-of-the-decade

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This made me laugh - From Bill Simmons' mailbag on ESPN:

"Amidst all the talk of image consultants and PR rehab for Tiger, haven't we missed the obvious solution: that he should go all the way in the other direction and become a WWE-type heel? Picture it: Tiger dumps Elin and the kids, moves into a penthouse suite at the Wynn or the Palms, grows a short-cropped Hollywood Hogan-style beard, sleeps his way through starlets and party girls and heads back to the Tour in annihilation mode. Women would start showing up at events to boo him, men would (secretly) cheer him, as he leaves nothing but destruction and mayhem in his wake. And if you're Tiger, what sounds more fun -- a decade of apologies, microscopically short leashes, the embarrassment of getting axed by sponsors, and no hope for business time with Elin, or just living the dream?"

-- Name withheld (because my wife would divorce me for even thinking about this), New York City

SG: I can only tell you this: That would have been one of the five funniest "South Park" episodes ever.

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I am willing to bet ya'll will be seeing this pop up in your emails over the next few days, if you havent already:

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have

turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All

the

children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly

can

leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm

smart

and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home..."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of

the

questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches

would

keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "Tiger Woods. Can I go now?"

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Armstrong is on another (much higher) level than any

other athlete. That poll is dumb.

Doesn't he still have steroid allegations? And don't all the other riders on the tour knock him for not competing in all the other events that they compete in? And even if he's clean, can you really say he's on a different level than Tiger, or Federer, let alone a "much higher" level? Hard to say as all three of them dominanted the best in their sports over the past ten years.

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Federer is up there with Armstrong, you're right. It's hard to compare them as they're both so dominant. I think it's fair to call it a tie. :)

They both have the edge over Tiger for sure. In cycling, the Tour is insane. He beat cancer and won it 7 consecutive times. He almost won last year after three years off and coming off an injury.

The other riders can knock him all they want, but last year he raced in the Tour Down Under, the Tour of Ireland, the Milan-Sanremo, Castilla y Leon, and more. He had to pull out of a couple others due to breaking his collarbone in a crash. Then he raced in the Giro d'Italia.

No allegations of doping have been proven.

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