jaybone Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 I stole this from PT but it was funny enough to share here.This guy is pretty special. wook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 hero, confirm'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 stay off the phish, kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 LOL what a story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 I guess that's one way to beat a drug charge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Awesome, that was our hotel!My favorite line from the article-"the balloons were being filled with nitrous oxide (more commonly known as laughing gas) or some other drug." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Andy's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, Andy decided he'd been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Nice Basher - I instantly read it in Morgan Freemans voice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Weird. I was thinking about that movie this morning - prior to reading The Shawook's Redemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 "So stupendous, living in this tube" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 :clapclap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seejay Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Nice Basher - I instantly read it in Morgan Freemans voice...yes! :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 "So stupendous, living in this tube" LMFAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Didn't know where else to post this. Nicholas Cage on Letterman said the following:"I had a bag of mushrooms in my refrigerator. My cat used to sneak into the refrigerator and eat them. The cat ate them voraciously, so I thought what the heck, I better do it with him. I remember lying on my bed for hours and Lewis was on the desk across my bed and we just stared at each other for hours – not moving, just staring at each other, and I had no doubt that he was my brother… But having said that I don't do that anymore. And you know what, later in life when I was completely not doing any of that, I know he said hi to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 apropos, LR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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