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'Authorities say a man walked into work in Oklahoma City and discovered a naked man sitting at his desk, looking at pornography. Curtis Halberstadt was being held Tuesday on an indecent exposure complaint. According to a police report, a worker at the unidentified business found a nude man viewing pornography on his computer when he came back from lunch on Thursday. Police say the employee told them he didn't know the intruder and that the man didn't work there. According to the report, when the employee asked him what he was doing there, the man said, "cleaning and trying to make some money." An Oklahoma County jailer says Halberstadt is being held on $2,000 bond. The jailer says records don't indicate whether Halberstadt had retained an attorney' - AP

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'A pair of deadly kung fu sisters have given traditional dating the chop - to hold a challenge tournament where only the survivors will get the chance to date them. Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through. First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them.

"They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin. "We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily," said Yin. "So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men. But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward" - Metro.

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"I'm a very good martial artist - but I think I'd want to see them with the masks off before I decided whether I wanted to fight for them" - One potential suitor has his priorities right.

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