MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Are you aware of any Society for the Vajazzlement of Ontario and if so can you send me a palmphlet?Look, man, I'm not a gynecologist. This one's going in the "pass" pile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 When was the last time you received a drunken 3am phone call from Booche?I'm not sure who that is. Yeah, this one's not gonna fly. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 This might not be working out the way I imagined.In what way had you imagined it working out?Aloha' date='Brad[/quote']Oh yeah, this one's a winner.I was sitting in a red chair.Now things are heating up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 What were you wearing while sitting that red chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 What were you wearing while sitting that red chair?Redundant question, sorry gotta pass.Really, dude. Clothes don't make the man. Man is made using a precise collaboration between God (the Christian one, obviously) and a large bird we refer to as a "stork". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I was hoping for pajamas/evening wear/smoking jacket/yoga pants/loin cloth/skinny jeans etc; in order to try to guess the context. But that's not really a question, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I was hoping for pajamas/evening wear/smoking jacket/yoga pants/loin cloth/skinny jeans etc; in order to try to guess the context. But that's not really a question, is it?IN FOR THE WIN!No, it's not a question.Man, that is satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Alright! This is the new Reddit!What's it like to not be a hero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 What's it like to not be a hero?In my defense, I have successfully answered several questions. Heroes don't always rush into a burning building to save orphans. Some of them eat a nice pork sandwich with rapini and watch CSI: Miami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Where can I get one of those sandwiches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Where can I get one of those sandwiches?Easy. Do an interwebz search on "The Pork and Rapini Sandwich Shop" and go to the nearest one. Or, alternatively, check your fridge when you know no-one is watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Hey, I'll be back in a bit. Group Swim is on at the Community Center and there's always a lot of hot moms there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Do they even allow you IN the pool? I imagine the pump gets all clogged from your body hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I have a submission from one rubberdinghy:"what is a jamband?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 If you could had all the resources and knowledge imaginable and could invent ANYTHING. What would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Do they even allow you IN the pool? I can answer this!I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I have a submission from one rubberdinghy:"what is a jamband?"It's a musical genre defined by the sound of an envelope filter and a completely extraneous percussion player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 If you could had all the resources and knowledge imaginable and could invent ANYTHING. What would it be?I've thought about this a lot. Thanks for asking.i would definitely develop a hat that has tissue paper coming out of it. Then, if I was with someone who needed to sneeze, I could just lean over and offer them a hankie from my dome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 It's a musical genre defined by the sound of an envelope filter and a completely extraneous percussion player. Hmm, I think you know more than you let on. Is this all an act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Does Marco even have kids or does he just go to the pool to perv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Does Marco even have kids or does he just go to the pool to perv?This one I can answer precisely:I was just making a joke. But to answer, no and no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Would have been funnier if you said you just went to the pool to perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Where do envelope filters come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Where do envelope filters come from?Proctor & Gamble invented the envelope filter in 1973. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Will I ever find true love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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