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[Weirdness]

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Emails from an asshole

This guy basically messes with people on Craigslist or Kijiji or whatever. I imagine this is what Davey Boy does in his spare time.

Some pretty hilarious ones for sure, here is "Expired Phish ticket" not the best one up there but you get the idea:

From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org at 1:30 PM JUN 08 2009

Hello,

I have an extra ticket for Phish at Jones Beach on June 5th that I will sell to you for $60. Let me know if you want it.

Mike

From ********@yahoo.com to Me

why the fuck would i want that the show already happened.

From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com

Well why did you put the ad up then? I just thought you wanted the ticket stub for nostalgic value since the show was so fucking good.

From ********@yahoo.com to Me

I PUT THE AD UP ON JUNE 3 DUMBASS BEFORE THE SHOW HAPPPENED. A LOT OF FUCKING GOOD IT DID I MISSED THE SHOW CMON MAN $60 FOR A STUB ARE YOU NUTS

From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com

So I guess you don't want the stub?

If you want, for $60 I can come to your house and play a clip of the show I taped on my cell phone. It is 30 seconds of trey jamming out during Split Open and Melt. You can't really see anything but a bunch of lights and you can't really hear anything either, but a true phan would appreciate it.

From ********@yahoo.com to Me

MAN YOU ARE AN IDIOT STOP TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR WORTHLESS SHIT

[Davey Boy 2.0]

Weirdness shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

[phishtaper]

OMG, im pissing myself. Some of the older ones are priceless.

[hamilton]

I think I spent the better part of Sunday reading every last post. Hilarious.