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...with a drunken sailor?

1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,

2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.

3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,

4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.

5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.

6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.

7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.

8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.

9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,

11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,

12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.

13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.

14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.

15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.

16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.

17. Turn him over and drive him windward.

18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.

19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.

20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.

i suppose a few of these would have to work.

well, i hope im not the only one with this song in their head this morning [big Grin]!!! hahaha, not all the verses seem to keep the rhythm... [Confused]

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Well the time was very well spent... Shaved me head and watched Scarface (one of my all time favorite films). Oh and not jared I dont usually fu*k around with my best friends cause for some dumb reason [Frown] after all the fu*king is done the friendship seems to fade. Dont ask me why cause I wouldnt have a god danm clue... It just does. [Confused]

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If I'm bored at home I paint, sew, sing songs with my honey, watch home decorating shows, drink wine and cook. Once in a while I'll call some friends or family in Toronto but I really hate the phone.

If I'm bored at work (which is hardly ever these days)then I post here, and maybe write something for the site or enter shows into the Watchtower.

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