Hux Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 That's right folks! It's time for my IMPROVED version of Low Roller's smash hit folder - only this time - I'm expanding it to include famous historical figures AND musicians!! .....so.....without further delay....this weeks nominations for Hux's All-Star Survivor are..... (the envelope please) ahem.... Contestant # 1: All-around scourge of the world - George W. Bush! Contestant # 2: Al Qaeda bad-boy - Osama Bin Laden! Contestant # 3: Serial Killer - Jeff Dahmer! Contestant # 4: Dead Rythm Guitarist Bobby Weir! Contestant# 5: Sultan of Sin - Satan! Now...the unenviable task of voting one of these contestants off...so...who's the first to go gang!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 I vote off the master of all evil: George Bush Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Aren't they all incarnations of the same person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 I say we all vote off bobby. Just because huxy obvious is trying to stack it so he wins. Bobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 yeah, bobby doesnt deserve to be stuck alone on an island. he should be out, playing for us. bringing us happiness. shame on you, Hux, for trying to keep Bob alone on the island... a vote for bobby is a vote for freedom! bobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 yeah, bobby doesnt deserve to be stuck alone on an island. he should be out, playing for us. bringing us happiness. shame on you, Hux, for trying to keep Bob alone on the island... a vote for bobby is a vote for freedom! bobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakis Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 I vote Bobby off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Hey Hux I feel the bobby love I vote off BUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 for sure satan --- that way while bush, bin laden and dahmer are attempting to do eachother in there'd be some fightin music. PLUS, as this island is small, cannibalism will most likely happen early on, and you know human tastes better with hot sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 The shit eating grins on all of these assholes makes me want to puke. Ok, this is easy, we'll start from the top and eliminate them one by one. Goodbye Shrub, and goodbye for real in november. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Phred: I say we all vote off bobby. Just because huxy obvious is trying to stack it so he wins. You think? The subtlety is equivalent to a boot to the side of the head. I say we vote Bobby off, leave everybody else on, and end the game. That way we get the satisfaction of eliminating Bobby, and we get to strand the embodiments of evil on an island. Everybody wins. Except for Bobby. My vote goes to Bobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Lets cut to the chase and just vote off Hux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 you mean hux ISN'T bob weir? Oh well i just vote for Weir then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Go sing "Black Peter" somewhere else, Ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 William Shatner gets my vote. WHOOPS! Honest mistake. I meant Boob Weir............. "RatherBE wiiiiiith YOU!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 My formula will work! Start with Bush. Then Osama. Then the dead cannibal. Then the live/dead cannibal......Satan wins!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Well my way of looking at it is the only way you can compare these apples and artichokes that Hux has given us is to go by their overall historical significance (i.e. will they be remembered in a hundred or a 500 years), and their level of achievement in their chosen profession (i.e. politics, terrorism, music, people-eating, evil-doing.) Based on those two criteria, it's a no brainer: Bye bye, Mr. Weir! (Sorry Geoffy.) Peace, Mr. M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 I'm with your logic on on this one Low Roller. Vote Bobby off to save his ass from the others. Leave all the rest on the deserted island where they belong. Game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 that bob picture looks a like the satan pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 To: Cavemates From: Osama Subject: The Cave Hi guys, We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come together as a group, and I love that! Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is No I in Team", as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening. Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping! Thanks. Third point, and this is a touchy one: As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just “think hygiene”, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together! Fourth: Food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration….That's all I'm saying. Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard. Love you lots, Osama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 So Hux what's the verdict? Who's gone in your "expanded" Survivor? Inquiring minds... - M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Yeah whats up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 ...it was a joke you nerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Ha ha ha! That's sooooo Far Side. "Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 quote: Originally posted by Hux: ...it was a joke you nerds. Bet it wouldn't have been a joke if Bobby had made it past the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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