bouche

--Everything with the Fink is a game. But Sex with the Fink is a honor

That's supposed to read. Sex with the Fink is a HORROR. As in Horror Story, as in Story. Like a story without a "Once upon a time" or "and they lived happily ever after.", but instead a "could I please have some more cheeeeeeze on those please? Yes....that's good. No, I said a double. Yes, that's right...double. Yes, 3. 3 doubles, and a bottle of co... er....THREE bottles of coke. And 3 sets of napkins, 3 straws, and .... could you ring these in separately? In 3 ways...that's right. Um, ya, but I only have a $20."

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The Little Fink Who Could.

Once upon a time, the was a little portugeuse eating machine called The Fink.

This little eating machine was by no means like any other eating machine. This eating machine had a recurring nightly dream of being locked up in the Hoagie House ™ in Kingston with a girl. This girl would be the one for the Fink too, as she would slice the beef, man(woman?) the grill, melt the cheese, chop the onion, slice the tomato, shred the lettuce, shake the salt and the pepper, all to be assembled into one, or two, or three or four, giantly greasy cheesy bundles of heart warming, blood clogging, goodness for the Fink's insatiable appetite.

....continued by DavyBoy in next post.

Prince...1999 fer sher

I don't know if it takes long to load for you slow guys (re earson).

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You dare question the almighty Fink?

Doesn't the shiny fat ass prove HIS existense?

I don't think he's ever been to Florida either.

churl (chûrl)

n.

1. A rude, boorish person.
2. A miserly person.

3. 1. A ceorl.

   2. A medieval English peasant.

[Middle English from Old English ceorl, peasant.]

curmudgeon n : a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full

of stubborn ideas

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the-what-us?

Do you have anything good to say about anything? Or are you perpetually stuck in your negative world?

Ah hell. Here's a pretty funny, kindof bizzare Microsoft Knowledge Base article....

What about that big BUG in Win ME? Or the ones in VB or the security issues in IE?

HOLY! http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/ARTICLES/Q172/6/53.asp

It's pretty neato-diddly-doodle

http://www.britannica.com/bcom/original/article/0,5744,14847,00.html

Ya....so what ...uh....what....uh....

what kinda cookies didja buy?

Click me.

Only one question in this quiz so far.

Turn your speakers on if they aren't.

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• Montreal Canadiens center Trevor Linden has been named NHL Player of the Week for the period of Monday, Oct. 16 through Sunday, Oct. 22. Linden posted eight points (three goals, five assists) and a plus-minus rating of +4 in three games. The Canadiens (4-3-1-0 in eight games) are off to their best start since 1997-98.

• The Hoagie House:

  Recently closed down for any number of reasons, the House featured moist & chewy subs, dripping with taste. We will also miss the delightful young children who hogged the video game machine 24 hours a day. Not to worry, though, there's still two more in the city

• Portugal has done a credible job of correcting many economic imbalances and meeting the Maastricht criteria but the efforts must continue. The government needs to adopt structural reforms in health services, education and social security.

  more...

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Looks like the NT server crashed where this puppy is sitting. Things seem ok now.

BTW, Bela Fleck at the Ware HOUSE? Is that a place that you need to prepurchase? Or can you just go to Dave Balls, and have some beer, and then go and get tickets, if he didn't already buy them for everybody?

PS: Where the hell is Ball? Didn't anyone inform him that he can use the internet to make fun of everybody here?

bouche

Looks real good to me. Why does everything happen during the week?

Oh my God! It's the Fink! What is with

the smooth ass talk? Did you buy something off of late night TV to polish your car, and instead, applied it to your ass? Maybe you should try and light a fire on your ass and see if you affect the finish?

OH ya, well....

I guess you are a decent goal tender.

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Yeah, I almost puked all over Mike.....

I think I'll just puke in his car on the way home. After I get him to buy me lunch. Something messy, like maybe spaghetti or sumpin'

s'long pholks.......

Hi. I am at the National Science Museum in Ottawa. I just wanted to say hello to everybody. Dave is in the Crazy Kitchen and appears drunk. That's what the crazy kitchen makes you feel like. They should have a fridge with sim beer in it that you have to try and get. Now that would be an exhibit!

Also, the mission to mars sim ride was fun.

We saved the prometheus generator on Mars from a giant meteor.

Hey ForbinHead! You blew his cover! Now everyone is going to know who the putz is that is spamming the board with ObjectWorld crap!

hahaha.

But Mr. Policeman...I guess the only thing right now that I can be sure of is that I can make some more custom graphix. Also, the color seems fine to me, but things can look different on other monitors. Should it be brighter? I guess it could be a darker shade. I'll try that.

Oh BTW,

This looks like a job for Davey Boy

A copy of Bittersweet? Are you nutz? It's probably crap. One of those camcorder in the theatre, mpeg compression, or avi, distributed over the internet then put back on a video tape?

It's coming out on DVD and VIDEO soon. Have some patience for the real thing.

I think a SCI site would be great if they became more commercial like Phish. I really think they need a hit on the radio, then it would be worth the money to host a SCI site. Pretty soon, EMminem will be all over this place. He's a REAL artist.