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Man, these fortune cookies are uncanny:

Special thanks to kissingsuzykolber and Davey Boy for the captions.

Yawn.

Thanks man. The experience was indeed amazing, I think I'll be back. Maybe not for playoffs though. Feeling a bit crushed at the moment. Same as when I went to Habs-Philly Game 4 2010. I am too emotionally invested to handle the loss. Sigh.

Great finish to our fantasy season there Chris. I almost blew the final week courtesy of Phish at MSG, but you covered my ass with your own nero goings on.

Dammit! I totally could have won if I hadn't spaced.

Been tweeting my trip to Green Bay if anyone is interested:

www.twitter.com/chrisbuote

I am drunk as hell atm... we better win tomorrow...GFY.

Found this site yesterday, has some great NFL LOLs:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/

Comment From Brett Favres Colonoscopy

So if abstinence won, am I supposed to masturbate or not?

Doesn't matter Davey Boy. The script of "Fourth and God" (Grantland) is playing itself out.

Tebow threw for 316, averaging 31.6 per completion.

#tebow316 is trending hard right now.

And I splurged:

Gold Package

The Gold Package includes:

End-Zone Game Ticket

2 Nights Accommodations at Tundra Lodge

Waterpark Passes

Tailgate Party Admission

Hall of Fame Admission

Packer Fan Tours Souvenir

Special Gold Souvenir (1 per room)

Packer Player Autograph Party

Hors d'oeuvres & Cocktail Reception

Item for Signing

Game Day/Airport Transfers

Staffed Hospitality Desk

$25 Voucher for Autographed Packers Memorabilia

All that plus a $10 upgrade for mid level End Zone instead of upper.

Forgot to bring my Rodgers jersey to the cottage for the games today. Horrible consequences.

Triple K Mix, nice. Reminds me of an album my buddy and I were going to make; the place where we grew up is affectionately known as "The Crick" so at one point we were going to make the seven C's: "Chris & Chris' Cricker Christmas Carol Collection".

Too early?

I kinda think this bit of news might have me possibly cautiously excited. Probably maybe. Perhaps possibly.

Truth and Rumors- Darvish to the Jays?

Fuck me pink, I might start going to church if this keeps up.

I am heading to Halifax shortly for the show tonight. Pumped!

About 2 hours.

That Prince Vault link to the set list said the show was 190 minutes?

For the Sloth, from grantland:

DOLPHINS (-4) over Redskins

Q: I take my fan loyalty seriously, but the worthless Washington Redskins are pushing my F-ing limits. I am not about to jump ship, but I am also becoming increasingly convinced I will never get to root for a winner. I can see exactly what is going to happen to the Redskins over the next six months. We will finish the year 4-12 or 5-11 good enough for the 5th-10th pick. Indianapolis is going 0-16 and will get the number one pick. They will Draft Andrew Luck and put Peyton on the trading block. Hearing that he has the chance to grab a upper 30s QB who has had three neck surgeries in two years, Dan Snyder will immediately offer three first-round draft picks, two second rounders and Brian Orakpo for Peyton. Followed closely by Peyton only playing part of next season, getting hurt and then retiring. Leaving the Redskins with NO good draft picks for three years and a $90 million contract that we will of course agree to pay all of. FUCK MY LIFE! This is bullshit.

— Brian O., Washington

I want JFJ back.

Bad contracts, bad trades, bad drafts, Bryan McCabe, sigh, those were the days.

Anyone else use Glary Utilities? I like it because its so simple, and it does multiple little tidy up maintenance things- registry cleaner, shortcuts fixer, startup entries, temporary files cleaner, tracks eraser and spyware remover- with one click. You'd like it Todd, although it might not be the answer to your current woes, but for future housekeeping.

http://tebowing.com/

and the jinx is on

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Fred Jackson is a stud.

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That would have been an amazing game to be at, congrats.

Yes! Sounds like someone who knows who the Buffalo Bills are.

Not a lot of great looking matchups on paper, my highlights would be Texans-Steelers, Pats-Raiders, and Jets-Ravens (Packers of course). Curtis Painter, get ready for Primetime Monday night!

Mind = blown.

A good perspective from a top baseball writer:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/tom_verducci/09/29/game.162.drama/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t11_a2

I haven't been this obsessed with books since....well, ever. I finished Book 5 and immediately started over on Book 1 which I just finished.

Sexy Rexy started making good on his prediction last night!

What!?!?!? 8 innings of last night was perfect. Villaneuva was great, Bautista was great. Until I went to bed. THEN THE GODDAMNED FUCKING CHOKING FUCKING CUNTY CLOSERS TOOK OVER AND RUINED MY MORNING....AGAIN.