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Swifty

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  1. PS.. Billy D. says have one for him!
  2. Hope you had a good one dude! Sorry to hear about you boy Corey. Hope this cheers you up! Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We go to far at the dogs. Smoke that pound of weed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems, feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm dale skatin' on dayton wheels so roll, roll, the '83 cadillac coupe de ville if my tapes and cd's just don't sell i bet my cabby will well it was just sun down in a small white town and they call it east side palm down when the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's when i met a lil' girl named Jan i let her ride in my caddy 'cause i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the ku-klux-klan we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fuckin' afro then i fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick til the shit turned white i thought to myself "sheeba, sheeba!" got my ass lookin' like a zebra i put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet so i ran, jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4 oh he beat me to the left beat me to the right the mothafucka whooped my as all night but i ain't mad at her prejudice dad that's the best damn pussy i eva had i got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine i'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the door at the dogs Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong i said it takes form him to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm bell skatin' on dragon wheels so roll, roll, roll the '83 cadillac coupe de ville if my tapes and cd's just don't sell i bet my cabby will i met this lady in Hollywood she had green hair but damn she look good i took her to my house 'cause she looked fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine i met this lady from Japan never made love with an african i fucked her once, i fucked her twice i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice don't be amazed at the stories i tell you i met a woman in the heart of Australia she had a big butt and titties too so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo see i met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee" lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky she said i'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me i came in her mouth it was a crisis i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the door at the dogs Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong i said it takes form him to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm bell skatin' on dragon wheels so roll, roll, roll the '83 cadillac coupe de ville if my tapes and cd's just don't sell i bet my cabby will i met dolly parton in Tennesee her titties were filled with hennesee and that country music really drove me crazy but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy then i met this lady from Oklahoma put her pussy in a coma met this lady in Michigan can't wait til i fuck that bitch again met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her til she turned to a white albina i fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit so i owe her fucked this girl down in Georgia i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya met this beautiful sexy hoe she just ran cross the border from Mexico this fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla i wanna get married ut i can't afford it i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the door at the dogs Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong i said it takes form him to hong kong have you eva went ova a girl starts to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good i mean ya gettin' upset 'cause you can't get her wet plus you in the wrong neighborhood so you try to play it off and eat the pussy but it take her so long to come then a dude walk in it's her big boyfriend and he ask you where you from so you wipe your mouth and you ty to explain you start talking real fast but he already mad 'cause you fuckin' his one so he start beatin' on yo ass so your clothes all muddy your nose all bloody your dick was hard but now it's soft you thought you had a girl to rock ya world but you still have to go jack off Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the door... mmmm Colt 45!
  3. Preach on brother, I'm with you all the way!
  4. I may be a little old to be getting into this but I'm looking forward to the challenge. I've been running for about 7 months now so cardio wasn't a problem but my legs are sore as hell today.
  5. I just joined the Kent (Chatham) Havoc. We had a one day training camp today and it kicked my ass. Feels like my legs are filled with cement tonight. I thought I was done doing suicide runs a long time ago.
  6. http://www.archive.org/details/furthur2010-02-17.sunboy.flac16
  7. There is a dead cover band playing after at a bar. Check jambase. I'll see you at the hyatt. I'm heading to London tomorrow and K.C. and I will leave from there.
  8. ...on Sirius. Please save the Morning Dew for Buffalo.
  9. Swifty

    pickup trucks

    I have a 2006 Dodge Dakota. Do not buy one of these pieces of shit! They get terrible gas mileage, and if you are going to be travelling alot steer clear of the dakota. Mine has 55,000km and some hail damage if you want to buy it.
  10. Looks preety good if some of those possibilities pan out.
  11. Swifty

    Furthur 02-06-10

    He kills it for sure. The Althea's not too shabby either!
  12. http://www.archive.org/details/furthur2010-02-06 Great setlist and a great sounding recording.
  13. 1 CHUG EVERYTIME Newrider creates a DBT thread.
  14. I can dig it! Looking forward to listening to the whole album. Congrats!
  15. We thought this movie was great. Definately my best theatre movie experience. My kids were in awe from start to finish. Go see it before it's too late.
  16. Looks like we're going on Sunday. Thanks for the help everyone.
  17. My kids are seven now. Is Avatar appropriate for them?? Thanks
  18. So sorry to hear such sad news. Stay strong Eric.
  19. http://jackiegreene.com/grateful_ep/index.html Enjoy!
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