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  1. Running Mix

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    As the person who likely does the most running/listening to music and is giving the least ironic answers trust me on these:

    In The Morning - Junior Boys (LowRoller's right about this one - a beautiful song, very inspiring and a great way to start any day or run)

    Happy Up Here - Royksopp

    Rome, Fences, Girlfriend, Armistice, Listztomania, 1901 - Phoenix (so basically the whole Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix album)

    Moonson, Seasun - Delorean

    Right Side of My Brain - The Dream

    (the last one would be a really good warm up/cool down song and yes may sound like the slow jam jiggy R&B song that it is but I dare you not to be a) touched B) motivated by this song)

    You da man zero!

  3. Happy Bday Backbacon!

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    Posted · Edited by Guest

    Hope you had a good one dude!

    Sorry to hear about you boy Corey. Hope this cheers you up!

    Colt 45 and two zig-zags

    Baby that's all we need

    We go to far at the dogs.

    Smoke that pound of weed

    As the marijuana burn

    we can take our turn

    singin' them dirty rap songs

    stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

    and sell tapes from here to hong kong

    i said roll, roll, roll my joint

    pick out the seeds and stems,

    feelin' high as hell

    flyin' through palm dale

    skatin' on dayton wheels

    so roll, roll, the '83

    cadillac coupe de ville

    if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

    i bet my cabby will

    well it was just sun down

    in a small white town

    and they call it east side palm down

    when the afroman walked through the white land

    houses went up for sale

    well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's

    when i met a lil' girl named Jan

    i let her ride in my caddy

    'cause i didn't know her daddy

    was the leader of the ku-klux-klan

    we fucked on the bed

    fucked on the floor

    fucked so long

    i grew a fuckin' afro

    then i fucked to the left

    fucked to the right

    she sucked my dick

    til the shit turned white

    i thought to myself

    "sheeba, sheeba!"

    got my ass lookin' like a zebra

    i put on my clothes

    and i was on my way

    till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet

    so i ran, jumped out the back window

    but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4

    oh he beat me to the left

    beat me to the right

    the mothafucka whooped my as all night

    but i ain't mad

    at her prejudice dad

    that's the best damn pussy i eva had

    i got a bag of weed

    and a bottle of wine

    i'm gonna fuck that bitch

    just one more time

    Colt 45 and two zig-zags

    Baby that's all we need

    We can go to the door at the dogs

    Smoke that tumbleweed

    As the marijuana burn

    we can take our turn

    singin' them dirty rap songs

    stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

    i said it takes form him to hong kong

    i said roll, roll, roll my joint

    pick out the seeds and stems

    feelin' high as hell

    flyin' through palm bell

    skatin' on dragon wheels

    so roll, roll, roll the '83

    cadillac coupe de ville

    if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

    i bet my cabby will

    i met this lady in Hollywood

    she had green hair but damn she look good

    i took her to my house 'cause she looked fine

    but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

    i met this lady from Japan

    never made love with an african

    i fucked her once, i fucked her twice

    i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

    don't be amazed at the stories i tell you

    i met a woman in the heart of Australia

    she had a big butt and titties too

    so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

    see i met this woman from Hawaii

    stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"

    lips was breakfast

    pussy was lunch

    then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

    met Colonel Sanders wife

    in the state of Kentucky

    she said i'll fry some chicken

    if you just fuck me

    i came in her mouth it was a crisis

    i gave her my secret blend

    of herbs and spices

    Colt 45 and two zig-zags

    Baby that's all we need

    We can go to the door at the dogs

    Smoke that tumbleweed

    As the marijuana burn

    we can take our turn

    singin' them dirty rap songs

    stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

    i said it takes form him to hong kong

    i said roll, roll, roll my joint

    pick out the seeds and stems

    feelin' high as hell

    flyin' through palm bell

    skatin' on dragon wheels

    so roll, roll, roll the '83

    cadillac coupe de ville

    if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

    i bet my cabby will

    i met dolly parton in Tennesee

    her titties were filled with hennesee

    and that country music really drove me crazy

    but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy

    then i met this lady from Oklahoma

    put her pussy in a coma

    met this lady in Michigan

    can't wait til i fuck that bitch again

    met a real black girl in South Carolina

    fucked her til she turned to a white albina

    i fucked this hooker in Iowa

    I fucked her on credit so i owe her

    fucked this girl down in Georgia

    i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya

    met this beautiful sexy hoe

    she just ran cross the border from Mexico

    this fine young thing said her name's Maria

    I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

    i wanna get married ut i can't afford it

    i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed

    Colt 45 and two zig-zags

    Baby that's all we need

    We can go to the door at the dogs

    Smoke that tumbleweed

    As the marijuana burn

    we can take our turn

    singin' them dirty rap songs

    stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

    i said it takes form him to hong kong

    have you eva went ova a girl

    starts to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good

    i mean ya gettin' upset

    'cause you can't get her wet

    plus you in the wrong neighborhood

    so you try to play it off

    and eat the pussy

    but it take her so long to come

    then a dude walk in it's her big boyfriend

    and he ask you where you from

    so you wipe your mouth

    and you ty to explain

    you start talking real fast

    but he already mad

    'cause you fuckin' his one

    so he start beatin' on yo ass

    so your clothes all muddy

    your nose all bloody

    your dick was hard but now it's soft

    you thought you had a girl to rock ya world

    but you still have to go jack off

    Colt 45 and two zig-zags

    Baby that's all we need

    We can go to the door...

    mmmm Colt 45!

  5. Down to 1 Corey...

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    Posted

    Let me expand on your all-too-obvious sarcasm DaveO.

    what-grinds-my-gears.jpg

    You know what really grinds my gears? Some two bit defunct actor dies from a drug overdose and it not only gets mentioned here but I have to deal with it all over the media. 2 threads about it on this site. Really? Does anyone even give a shit? I'm going to go out on not so much of a limb and say no. The child actor turned adult addict is tragically played out year after year but is his story going to teach any of you a lesson? Nope. By the weekend ya'll will have forgotten about this, that is at least until the end of 2010 rolls around and People magazine reminds us of all the people who died this year. A light will go on and you'll say to yourself "Oh yeah, Corey Haim died.". Big deal. You're not actually sad Facebook people. He was a little kid in Lost Boys. I don’t care if you watched it when you first started having sensations 'down there'. D-list celebrities of this ilk mean nothing in your lives. And it’s not like that guy has done anything since 1990 aside from appearing in some reality show that nobody watched. And if you did watch it I want to know what the fuck is wrong with you? And that's what really grinds my gears.

    Preach on brother, I'm with you all the way!

  16. pickup trucks

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    I have a 2006 Dodge Dakota. Do not buy one of these pieces of shit! They get terrible gas mileage, and if you are going to be travelling alot steer clear of the dakota. Mine has 55,000km and some hail damage if you want to buy it.

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