GWB

Woo Hoo. Boy that son a bitch nearly gots me. Little fucker didn't know I was the grade seven dodge ball champ when I was in college. When I saws that shoe come at me, it was like slow motion in my brain thinker. Cha cha cha cha, like this....... Looks like all those wrestling lessons I gots from Cheney finally paid off. He always said that all that pain in my poo hole would be worth it someday. Being awesome is a lots of work and takes practise. Being that it is so the birthday of our goods little buddy, Baby Jesus, I'm going to pass on my secret of being awesome Happy Birthday Baby Jesus .

First a Halliburton corporate office and then a Macdonald's

AKA BUMP

what's the word on the after party? Cheney gets a little crazy if he can't party until sunrise

Normally, you'd be my kinda guy. Guns are cool, killing stuff is even cooler, but since you are an admitted DRUG USER, I would have to shoot you if you came near me or anyone else I know. Oh and keep your hands off my stuff. I worked very hard for my things and I have no problem killing people (or anything else for that matter) to protect it, you dirty drug addict.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID !

Deleting posts lets terrorists know that you are soft on freedom. Please don't hate freedom

Yes, that's right. Let your hatred flow. Use your anger to help keep the Stanley cup in our great country. Soon you will be one of us. PS. Cheney showed me how to use a spell check. Keeps those liberal freedom haters from making fun of me. You should try it sometime.

I filled up the SUV yesterday, so I am in the clear. woot woot

Hey, when yous gots arms sweet like mine, yous should be a loud to bear them and I don'ts need know stinkin spoke man to speak word for me.