Commodore Jenkins

Yep. Every night in the biblical sense.

Actually there is no fake Dimafleck. I'm just such a tool that I created a second account so I could argue with myself in an attempt to get more attention. If only my mother loved me.

That picture sure brings back some good memories. It's been years since I've diddled my brown eye with a fish.

MEN!

Today is also the 12 year anniversary of the first time I was molested by a clown.