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gentlemonkey

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  1. I see I'm late to be helpful for dinner- but for lunch tomorrow, go to the Barakat for a delicious beef shawarma, with some of the most explosively pungent garlic sauce I've ever encountered.. or the peanut butter cheese burger across the street at the Prince Alberts is amazing as well.


  2. ....if any dudes are interested I'm thinking of blasting some DBT in the yard sat night and prancing, jumping and slamming about.... might just have some horse tranqs kickin around ta boot

    Is it cool if I show if me and my bro show up dressed like the Lone Ranger and Tonto? I think it would take things up a notch.


  3. We also really enjoyed Darien.. though the sets lacked the kind of flow that makes for a standout performance, things remained interesting all night. Great to see a bunch of you there..

    ps- Wassink, sorry we didn't get to hang out! Hope the bachelorette was a huge success!


  4. Back when getting high and spending hours buzzed out of my tits in a McDick's was heaven on earth- a buddy of ours invented the McTaco.

    So basically, he would get a Double Big Mac with extra Mac sauce and BBQ sauce.. He would open it right up, take one of the middle breads (with one patty and cheese slice inside and some of the onion/lettuce dust hanging around) fold it, and fill it with ketchup... then do the same with the other 1/4 bread, and another patty'n'stuff and fill it with Mac Sauce. and sometimes BBQ sauce..

    SO-after eating those (head tilted) he'd be left with a normal, though slightly mutilated, regular Big Mac to round out the meal, and give him that pure Big Mac flavour. This never appealed to me, but the ability to crank up the calories so much always kind of impressed me.


  5. Looks like Black Keys are a major possibility as their recently announced tour dates would suggest:

    7/5 Council Bluffs, IA – Stir Cove Amphitheatre#

    7/7 Toronto, ON - Molson Amphitheatre#

    7/10 Quebec City – Quebec City Summer Festival#

    7/11 Montreal - Bell Centre#

    7/12 London, ON – John Labatt Centre#

    7/13 Buffalo, NY – Artpark#


  6. "...Depends onto the stage" is a pretty damn good finale in itself

    ...agreed. The imagary of Jerry Lee on stage, eyes closed in the Jesus Christ pose, being showered in thunderous applause, cat calls and disposable briefs is something I'll keep with me forever.


  7. "This spreadable deliciousness is a human-goat blend, made from two wonderful milks. A playful Vermont mountain goat herd milk tangos with the milk of a sweet lawyer's assistant."

    Ahhh sooo creepy!

    HA! I was totally picturing you and Lambert mowing on Grilled Human-Cheeses...

    haha...naw, really though, if it melts real nice I probably wouldn't know the difference.

    Unless maybe there was a nursing mother watching me with great interest.

    "mmmm!!! gahd- thats so good!!'

    "he likes it.. I knew it'


  8. I like to imagine the tour guide on the Mecca visit... looking over their shoulder to see our hero cross legged on the studio floor swaying like a young music fan to an imaginary bluesman, or singing one of his own songs into the famous microphone.

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