ULTIMATE WARRIOR

What is all this nonsense! I was sent in a capsule from a place long from here and I came here for one reason: to attack and keep coming. Not to ask but just to give. Not to want but just to send...send the power of the Warrior down everybody's throat in Rich Stadium till they become sick of it. Well you're gonna get sick of it because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell. And when I get big enough, brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else but me and all the Warriors floating through the veins, and the power of the Warriah~!

Yeah, I know where Heady Epic is. Regretfully. He re-appeared into my life about three weeks ago. He bursted thru my front door one evening rather unexpectedly, muttering unintelligible gibberish about nothing particularly discernible. He appeared all wigged out, disheveled, and destitute, which on its own was not strange given the subject we're dealing with. However things turned from strange to downright really strange when he looked at me, appeared to bow, and lunged straight under my futon by doing a perfectly executed half triple-double somersault. He's been there since. I've been trying to lure him out with promises of hits of acid, burritos, and some long lost Grateful Dead master recordings from their 1977 tour, but the wook won't come out. I suspect that he feeds on the Doritos, trail mix, and other crumbs found behind the futon which in retrospect have made me regret my poor housekeeping skills. I fear for my future. The smell in my apartment is becoming intolerable and neighbours are starting to complain about the stench emanating from my abode. My girlfriend left me. My dogs left me. My plants all died. I can't wash the smell off of my clothes and get mocked frequently by the children at my job at Chucky Cheese. I implore anyone who can contact Heady Epic, whether through telephony or telepathy, to please do so otherwise I will be forced to abandon my household and it's not even festival season yet.

There's a Freudian slip if I have ever seen one. I already said that coke was hard to score in Kanatafar. Extreme times call for extreme measures.

Heater!!! You were tha man up in this bitch, good call getting the hell out. The only fun I ever had in Ottawa was ramming that old geezer with my Hummer on the Queensway.

YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH! PHilly blow rocks!! The only snow in Ottawa is of the meteorological variety! FUCK OTTAWA!

Go ArgoS!

HA! The mistakes ARE mounting@! How can Gainey look intothe mirror in the morning knowing that he ahs completely screwed up giving up RIbeiro, Streit, Ryder, Beauchemin, and Zednik and putting all his money into Price, Kisttitsyn, plekanex and Latendreese. He has done so much damage to this team how can he stay? Don't worry everyone soon you'll be able to cheer the Leafs as your Canadian team!

$UNDIN!! I love it! I can't blieve that Sundin would sign with anyone but the Leafs! the new Gm Burke I was sure would attract our captain back to us fuck! I've been watching the games this season patiently, knowing that all we needed was $undin to come back and we would be playoff contenders, but this news I 've been forced to make a comment on. It's truly awful and the end of an era in tonrotno.....

I think that an album full of their studio realeases would be great!~! If they cut out all the jamms they put in double the amount of songs on a single disc. I wonder if they're reunion shows will be like a greatest hits tour or something and what are you talking about they have plenty of hits

I remember watching Dougie play for the Habs during the playoffs that one time when he slammed the penalty box door all the glass smashed everywhere that was the kind of determination we needed in Toronto and all I could think to myself was "Come home Dougie" and he did come back to Toronto that was great!!!

How is it supposed to be funny comparing a sports team to an outbreak of a potential fatal bacteria?

Just heard over on PT that Phish are going to release a greatest hits record to coincide with their reunion and upcoming reunion shows which should be a fantastic way of summarising their catalogue and introducing them to a new mainstream audience which has been missing out of all their great studio records but I wonder which songs would they choose for this greatest hits record as it would really be hard to choose just a handful of tracks to represent their long storied career from a young start up band in Vermont to the touring monsters they became after their return from hiatus!!!

They can open for the Dale Howerchucks

I don't think that the Leafs looked that bad tonight despite giving up six goals of which three were on the powerplay having their goalie pulled and not taking any shit from Commie-sarek they didn't look that bad.

Don't count your lucky sheep until they hatch.

The Canucks got lucky.

All is well! For alll of those who are predicting the basement for the Leafs, just look at what they managed to do yesterday with their players: they beat the champs! That felt real sweet. I was at a bar and everyone was talking about how the game was retribution for all the crap that was being said during the summer on how bad the team is. All we need now is for Sundin to sign up and then you'll see what happens. Go LEafs GO!

It went everywhere.

THere is still some hope for Sundin to come back. I think that Sundin is the missing piece for the Leafs, and with Sundin they can make the playoffs, but without Sundin, if Sundin decides to not play anymore, the Leafs will be in trouble without Sundin.

Reminds me of last night.

I hope that the McCabe trade does not go down as rumoured! The entire core of this team has been shreaded, and without Sundin in the line-up (fingers still crossed that he is though) we're going to need a captain and McCabe is that guy to wear the C!

I would expect a setlist for Phish's eventual fundraiser to cover Trey's court fees to include such tunes as "Money" by Pink Floyd, "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles, and hopefully a cover of David Bowie's "Fame".

Anybody else read the article in the Toronto Sun today about how Fletcher is talking with Yashin's agent? With Sundin on his way out I wonder if Yashin would be the perfect fit maybe he can get Blake going again??