CharlieDon'tSurf

hey kids and klowns.... gotta get in on this one, jus' for ole time sakes

the opening sequence of this flick was like a dream come true... i've always wanted to see another's visualisation of this... pure awesome!

the movie, of course, had too be burdened by the 'moral' anmd other interpretive elements, but it flourished, rather than suffered, because of this.

enough tweaks on the book to catch even the most avid fan off guard!

kreamed me shorts!

know what...

almost passed on the show...now, based on the conflicted response to them... i'm not so sure i won't go...if it is just the one show, i guess it can't hurt, now can it?

well, maybe it'll hurt in the pocket book if its 15 samolis for the cover...wowzers!

i get paid that day, so i'll be "rich" for a moment or two...

P.S. thanx for all the input guys and gals... you all rock! (oops, has the Skank made the transition to "Evil Skankdom" or can I still be all hippy-nice and whatnot? )

...sure thing h, but that comment is wicked genius I tells ya!!

i'm sure you do, but that makes you wronger

...hey, for those of ya who missed the scherzo show, I think that there was definite evidence of strong support with the showing nero got that night...

i was ready for a quiet evening and then things got crowded and the dance floor became a place of utopic dreams... quite yummy and whatnot...

dunno, but it generally makes for a "No Questions Asked" sick day...

anyway, i'm not sure if we're talkin about the same thing...doesn't Motts make Chalmydia Juice or am i thinkin' of that V8 stuff?

reminds me of the time my prize bitch was in heat... the whining and moaning was so frustrating, I went out to the stoop and lit up a fag... oh hello Mr. Censorship Officer! Why the handcuffs?

sometimes its so insane, its funny...

1) Sorry, but I've got chlamydia

2) Sorry, but I've got chlamydia

3) Sorry, but I've got chlamydia

...works almost every time!

what's the scoops on the Bullfrog show at ALFIES (of all the places on this god-forsaken lint ball)...

...or is it a star trek convention and they meant to spell borg-full??

anyway, as new as i am i haven't heard of these ones either...

got mine, three!

very yummy disc, indeed!

the Queen is bringing hers to GM Place in October...

those reviews are incredible

just sentcha a note, Big Guy...hope this is do-able!

Check it out folks, someone must have a hidden camera in hood's place (its not that i'm pickin on ya treyter, its just that - from what little i've learned from ya - you could almost be my hero...sob...sob... )

You Put Yer Weed in Here!

The Queen is a Canucks FAN!

Toddy B is bound to make her moist for the first time in centuries!!!

a future quote from Her Majesty: "Cheerio, Todd Bertuzzi! After you are done flattening that Irishman, score a highlight reel goal for Us, would you?"

how bout this one...

(althought the popular American Poet pic - as seen on many a "best of" - is quite awesome as well)

and...

bloody hell, Booche! I can't make either moe.down or CTMF so I'll be taking the scherzo route - even gettin' me little bro in on the action!

are the dog and reba heading to CTMF??? i'll hafta call them and get da scoop... we'll miss you guys, but have phun!

if yer hookin' up with chiquita's that don't fancy the B.O. & Fart smell then you're aiming too high, bro!

A real woman would blame the smell on herself and offer you a pull from her jug of "Mississippi Mud"

the band is chasm

on bass: Rachel (go rachel you funk machine)

on the trombone: Mr. Milkbone (smooth, baby)

on Rhthym Geetar: FunkyPaul (he's bringin' the band down...it used to be about the music for him, now he's drunk on fame)

on the keys: Kristi (talented, but she'd drop her drawers for the Easter Bunny)

and scratchin' the vinyl: BeeJayDJ (he's da bomb!)

hey triple L! You can click on the

SMILIES

here or at the top-left and scan the choices there or just click on the IMAGE tab below and insert this:

http://216.40.241.68/contrib/owen/smoke.gif

give it a whirly-gig!

forget the bran, man... when ya hit the "salad days", its time ta strap on the adult diapers and blame the smell on the dog...

have a good one - i'll score you a pair of knee-high sock supports!

that makes me fuggin laff me ass off!!!

I'm checkin' warren's page and don't see any mention, maybe he won't be taggin along

Phil without Warren?

and there's treyter in his green bug costume getting the blow-up doll ready for action... gotta luv those eckies.

Good ole' JC seems to dig the inflatable lover idea..

... btw, I'm pre-selling tickets for the show. technically, i'm selling cd's, but...

Rock and Roll!! Actually, that Neanderthal wrote the book on snuff (entitled "The Book on Snuff") back in the neolithic...if i were thinking, i woulda pegged you for buddy tossing his trapeze partner to his doom (if the fall doesn't kill 'em, that duck-headed llama certainly will)

lindley and the "Mercury Blues"...good tunes!

had you figured for the giant, running hot dog bun boochie...

fine ham abounds!