Booche

You should have went to a cover city to complete the trifecta. That's.Just.Dumb. Maiden kicks Prince's ass. Confirmed.

Mamotherfuckin'cheda!!!! What a turn. What a comeback. Fantastic. You dont get shit like that in the WNBA. Incredible. 17.

Atlanta with a HUGE favour last night..........

Awesome. I cant believe how much I have grown to despise that fatfuck. THE CANADIAN PRESS LAKELAND, Fla. -- Cito Gaston blasted the Rocket on Thursday, saying he believes an allegation that Roger Clemens played a role in his 1997 firing as Toronto Blue Jays manager. "I wouldn't doubt that," Gaston told Toronto beat writers before an 8-5 Grapefruit League loss to the Detroit Tigers. "He's an asshole himself, a complete asshole. "I'd say that loud, right in his face. It's all about him, nobody else but him." Author Jeff Pearlman made the allegation in his new book "The Rocket That Fell to Earth" and adds that Clemens pushed for the hiring of Tim Johnson, who was fired after one season for lying about his military service. Gaston, now in his second stint as Blue Jays manager, praised Clemens' work ethic and ability, but had little regard for him as a person. He said Clemens worked to undermine his authority, once questioning a decision to leave Pat Hentgen in a game behind his back and in front of the team. "He wouldn't (confront me)," said Gaston, who added that he wished Clemens had come to him with the complaint. "One of us would have had an ass whuppin' that day. "It might have been me, but he still would have known I was there." Gaston later brought up the incident with his ace pitcher and said Clemens responded by saying: "What do you want to do -- about staying here or leaving." "That's what he said, do you want to stay or do you want to leave," said Gaston. "I said, `What do you mean, what are you talking about?' "So he's a bitter old man, I don't have much to say about old Roger."

Ask them what it was like/what it meant to them to perform on Austin City Limits if you run out of ideas, easily one of the best things I have seen on that show. The crowd was incredibly engaged.

Approximately 1.25 million dollars and some ponce named Jonas Frogren.

It's fine as it is. Each position should only be able to play 82 games because that is how many each team plays. Dont listen to the whiners. As for the Keeper League, I was under the impression we would whipe the slate clean and draft again next year with that in mind. I totally would have drafted differently this year. If we are going with a keeper league based on who we have now you can count me out.

According to the Toronto Sun, the Maple Leafs have been fined $500,000 and have to give up their upcoming fourth-round draft pick for violating the Collective Bargaining Agreement. The NHL slapped the Leafs with the fine for paying rookie defenseman Jonas Frogren a $755,000 signing bonus, which violates the CBA. Leafs GM Brian Burke refused to discuss the matter publicly. "The Toronto Maple Leafs acknowledge and apologize for the error of judgment," he said in a press release. "The club accepts the punishment handed down by the League and will not be commenting further on the matter." The Sun claims part of his bonus was used to get him out of his contract with Farjestad of the Swedish Elite League.

That was some fun pond hockey from a Hab-fan perspective but wtf are you thinking if you are an Islander player and playing as an unrestricted free agent? Russian mob-dude: You arent good enough to stay in league. Play bad, I give you 100 thousand dollar. Smart player: Make it 2 million bitch. Russian mob-dude: 1.35.....we have deal. Smart player who ends up being a dumbass: Sold.

More deets please. I am old and this band slays.

Jaydawgism You have 2 cows and you overhype thefuck out of them.

LowRollerism You had 2 cows You gave them away after the folks in the Go Habs Go thread made fun of you for claiming they could swim.

FacebookMarcOism You have 2 cows. Your feet smell bad and wish Velvet would make you a cheeseburger.

Gateauxism You have 2 cows. You wish they would do it so you could watch, wack off and then tell everyone how you blew a Peter North sized load all over their faces.

You're not getting anything for your bday if you keep that shit up!

I just got made. That above bacon post is an April Fool's joke. Yes yes yes, I should have known but didnt find out until I clicked Add To Cart. I wanted to buy it for Daveyboy's bday. So who's the fool now?

The World's Most Perfect Food A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor! We've been working for months now with Vilhelm Lillefläsk (yes, he still runs the company!) to bring Squeez Bacon® here, and boy are we proud. Why? Because Squeez Bacon® is simply the tastiest bacon food product ever made. Did you know that it's rumored ABBA met while eating Squeez Bacon® sandwiches? And even IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad (we've heard) never travels without a case! He loves it on his American style meatballs. Ojojoj! Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon® on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do! If it's edible, it's better with Squeez Bacon®. In the immortal words of Vilhelm Lillefläsk, "Aldrig kommer att ge dig upp!" Once you get a taste of Squeez Bacon®, you'll know exactly what he meant.

Daveyboyism You have 2 cows. You get drunk and eat them. 20 minutes later you ask if anyone else wants to order pizza because you are "feeling a little peckish". You proceed to open a bag of Bits'N'Bites. Then you put cheese on a cracker and turn on the toaster oven but pass out waiting for the cheese to melt. You are awoken by the smell of smoke, a fire alarm and a none-too-pleased Catphish.

SCHWAISM You have 2 cows. C-Towns tells everyone they are broken in 8 places.

Unbelievable. Oh well, a team has to shine in the face of adversity else they crumble. Lord knows there has been plenty of adversity this season! Come on Jaro.

This is a public forum, not Letters To Punk. Truth.

Reality check. The 'Landers have won 2 against Les Brahs this season and should have won a third until that collapse in the third back in November. But MrBigTime is right. One team is fighting for the playoffs and the other aint. I hope Streit doesnt dress tonight and MTL keeps up with their recent determination. Tune in at 11 should the Habs lose and you want to see an angry Booche.

SCANCISM BradM urls 2 cows for you.

I thought it was a common understanding that a major strength for the Jays is their bullpen. Wouldnt they rather package Overbay with someone else and go after a number 4 starter?