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You needed more anger in your rant if you wanted me to side with your opinion.

Hahahhahaa. Awesome.

Roll call: Waited for Hal to post in Rich Stadium so he could get out of the Sanctuary? 1 - me Bingo. Anyone who says he wouldnt have been a welcome addition to Les Brahs is an idiot in my eyes and I dont even care that I am speaking in absolutes about something we wont ever know.....wanna know why? Because I know it.

Dollars to donuts these guys have a rubber boot fetish as well:

The Apocalypse is upon us!

When I was a lad And old shep was a pup Over hills and meadows wed stray Just a boy and his dog We were both full of fun We grew up together that way I remember the time at the old swimmin hold When I would have drowned beyond doubt But old shep was right there To the rescue he came He jumped in and then pulled me out As the years fast did roll Old shep he grew old His eyes were fast growing dim And one day the doctor looked at me and said I can do no more for him jim With hands that were trembling I picked up my gun And aimed it at sheps faithful head I just couldnt do it I wanted to run I wish they would shoot me instead He came to my side And looked up at me And laid his old head on my knee I had struck the best friend that a man ever had I cried so I scarcely could see Old shep he has gone Where the good doggies go And no more with old shep will I roam But if dogs have a heaven Theres one thing I know Old shep has a wonderful home

This is really sad, sorry to hear that Sean. The poor family........

Way to go Dog.

McSurf'n'Turf (A McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish inside a Quarter Pounder with cheese.):

Oh snap, I honestly dont remember. I was googling images. No idea what my search parameters were.

Stop the press, who is that?

The internets. I have no idea what my search word/words were. I'm drunk as fuck. Ever hear Otis Redding sing A Hard Day's Night? Killer. Awesome horns and screaming.

Carey looks more confident, no doubt there. I'll take a performance like that the rest of the way. The play on the puck is building, the forecheck is gaining ground and the fear appears to be hiding....at least for now. Komisaurus is hitting again. Why did it go away? But those dumb penalties have to stop. That shit has killed them all year. I mean, Kovalev gets a 'whatever thefuckit'scalled' penalty for being the second center thrown out on the same draw? Somewhere in there is a dumb penalty that none of us, aside from those on the ice, know why he got it. At least the refs evened up on all their calls during the game. Note to Gainey: Make it stop. You are playing Raider football with that undisciplined play. Hab fans can cry all they want but that Lapierre hit was stupidasfuck.

Lilfella........you should sue-ZAM these muthafugga's for using your bitchlikeness.

Poopypants could make 2 grand a shit in some of the finer establishments in downtown Manhatten. This thread = not seeing dollar signs yet.

You wont miss much.

more here MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

Do it. 5 goals tonight.

That was brutal.

That's wicked Punk. The Gorge is outstanding for the Phish.

Knowing her luck, she probably got seats on Fishman's riser. I dont mean it like that you sickbastards.

a problem occured, got shut out of SPAC pavs. Same here.

I think he is more of a fan of gerbils up his arse.

I think I have found my calling: COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Police say a passionate hockey fan made physical threats against the Columbus Blue Jackets in a series of phone calls to the team's arena during a game. Columbus Police Sgt. Rick Weiner says 52-year-old Peter Stenzel was arrested Thursday and charged with inducing panic for threatening physical harm against the team during its win over the Calgary Flames. Weiner says police traced the phone calls to Stenzel's Columbus home, where they found him wearing a Flames T-shirt. Police would not say if specific players were targeted or what the threats entailed. Stenzel was being held at the Franklin County Jail pending a Saturday court hearing. Blue Jackets spokesman Todd Sharrock says the team will not comment on security matters.