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A goal in the shootout would not end his streak.

Rather than just call you an idiot, I am going to assume you didnt see Gomez's last shootout attempt.

Hahaha, wow. That third goal announcement took forever and the crowd booed when Gomez didnt get it. Totally awesome.

Every Habs fan should get drunkasfuck today. Its a celebration bitches! Michael Farber, Sports Illustrated: My thumb is up - yes, up - to Scott Gomez's unhappy anniversary. Today marks one year since his last NHL goal. That's 58 regular season and playoff games, if you're counting. And believe me, Canadiens fans are counting. They cheered each time he touched the puck Saturday in the 3-0 loss to Washington. You figure a center that plays 15 minutes a game, and who, coincidentally, carries a cap hit of $7.3 million, might be able to put one past a goalie. Maybe the puck could just bounce in off him. Of course that would mean he'd have to be near the net… so scratch that. Why a thumb's up? Well, Gomez is immersed in the mother of all slumps - an epic fail to borrow a modern phrase. But as long as Gomez continues to trail Carolina goalie Cam Ward in the goal-scoring race, Montrealers have something to take their mind off the stunning ineptitude of the entire team, currently last in the Eastern Conference.

Cousinphishtaper in the house!

Sign that rockbottom has hit: I am in agreement with PJ Stock.

Habs are gonna draft a goalie.

I'm putting a grand on one-armed Leaf fan.

If there is a stat for missed breakaways while shorthanded then I would like to think Turtlepleks is topping the list. The Star Wars saga could have ended much earlier had those stupidass Jedi realized what I have come to realize.

Shiticanes win, Habs lose.

Hahaha, holyshitballs. I hope you came up with that on your own because its great.

Or how to play defence at the pro level.

I feden him acid.

I am sure even on the tele you folks could tell how often Team Alfredsson was setting up Daniel but how often they looked for him in the third verged on hilarious. The only thing I found myself cheering for was a third Alfredsson goal because SBP would have lost it even more in Alfie Love than they already had. Having said all that, here is another great hockey-related line from the weekend. Forgive me because I dont remember who had the puck at the side of the net during the following head check: "Not Alfie Not Alfie Not Alfie Yes Alfie - pass"

Go. Immediately. Dont even think about it. We are so lucky to have bbq of this quality in Ottawa. We had two sampler plates on Sunday night but I dont think you can go wrong ordering anything off of page 2 of their menu.

My favorite hockey-related lines from the weekend that I can remember. 1 - Alfie's first goal of the game appropriately mirrored his career in Ottawa. Unassisted. 2 - Brian Elliott playing goal in Ottawa looked exactly like Brian Elliott playing goal in Ottawa.

Maybe the motto on it is 'What's the point of calling shots, this cue ain't straight in line'. I.Need.A.Drink.

I bet there is an awful lot of silver in Velvet's cup.

Oh my. That's delicious.

bagochips, I thought of you last week. There is a new Kichesippi at the Elmdale you have to try. Yum.