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I was hoping for pajamas/evening wear/smoking jacket/yoga pants/loin cloth/skinny jeans etc; in order to try to guess the context. But that's not really a question, is it?

IN FOR THE WIN!

No, it's not a question.

Man, that is satisfying.

What were you wearing while sitting that red chair?

Redundant question, sorry gotta pass.

Really, dude. Clothes don't make the man. Man is made using a precise collaboration between God (the Christian one, obviously) and a large bird we refer to as a "stork".

This might not be working out the way I imagined.

In what way had you imagined it working out?

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Oh yeah, this one's a winner.

I was sitting in a red chair.

Now things are heating up.

When was the last time you received a drunken 3am phone call from Booche?

I'm not sure who that is. Yeah, this one's not gonna fly. Sorry.

Are you aware of any Society for the Vajazzlement of Ontario and if so can you send me a palmphlet?

Look, man, I'm not a gynecologist.

This one's going in the "pass" pile.

Why can't Velvet figure out how to switch his keyboard from the belle tongue to English?

I believe that is controlled by the question mark key, which appears to be missing from his computer.

See? I got one!

Where did you get the idea that you could answer all these questionsé

Hey I'm trying my best. And my french is a bit rusty, so yeah, I'm gonna have to take a pass on this one.

This might not be working out the way I imagined.

Do you realize?

I'm gonna defer this one to my optometrist. Sorry.

Hmm. Interesting article. I'm of two minds on this one - on the one hand, it's clear the authorities made a scape-goat out of this man and it's a damn sham he lost his property. On the other hand, it's pretty far-fetched of him to say he had no idea of the extent of INDISCREET illegal activities taking place on his property, five or six times a year. In a sense, it would have been irresponsible for the authorities not to have gotten involved, especially considering:

Callahan, the federal prosecutor, points to a DEA estimate that $500,000 worth of drugs changed hands every weekend at Schwagstock.

At some point, it might have been prudent for Tebeau to reconsider even hosting the festival at all. Clearly, these events were being monitored. And, while the authorities may be trying fruitlessly to decide the difference between a music festival with drugs and a drug festival with music, I'm gonna go out on a limb and figure that The Schwag (I hate myself for typing that) wouldn't be able to draw 6000 people because they're just that awesome.

But what I really want to say is, hey dumb hippies - carry yourself with discretion and grace and maybe you can continue to have nice things!

If you could be a drum, what kind of drum do you think you'd like to be?

Aloha,

Brad

This time I have an answer, I'm on it:

A cymbal.

Is my dad a troll for sending this text to me or is he the greatest dad ever?

I'm just flummoxed! Stymied!!

I'll get the next one.

Is this a good building block to create a smoked crab bisque?

I didn't realize this would be so hard. I'm gonna say I'll probably have to get back to you on this one but in all reality I've already forgotten what the question was.

If I die before another family member, who inherits my debt? Do I get to choose?

I'm gonna have to take a pass on this one. Sorry brah.

Try different questions. I'm on it!

Will Lily Allen ever leave her husband and kids to start a new life with me?

Shit. I wish I could help. I have no idea.

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

I gotta be honest, I don't really know.

How do you spell the sound of a horse's enjoyment from kicking a beach ball?

I don't know the answer to that.

Go ahead. I can help.

Well, that was an eye-opening article. Thanks for sharing, Sara.

"While one in 10,000 women on older birth control pills will develop blood clots, as many as three in 10,000 will develop blood clots on Yaz or Yasmin."

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I would think the Ottawa festival is heavily subsidized by sponsors, while the Harvest Picnic is not. Ergo, the price difference.

Great line-up in Ottawa, though. I would love to see Vampire Weekend.... and one day I will!

I'd go see Bruno Mars if it wasn't sold out. I will however probably use the Steely Dan on myself; it felt good when I had it in me a few years back.

Great show, you really can't go wrong with DMB. There's too much amazing talent in that band to fall flat. In the end, for them, a show often does come down a setlist and this one was a pretty brave one that - apart from the opener and the final stretch - avoided their "hits" or big-league catalogue numbers ("Pig", the exception).

As for the crowd, I found them to be enthusiastic and a pleasure to hang with on a wet, cold night. The lawn was a big wet t-shirt party and - given that DMB tends to attract the lovely ladies - I was very pleased with this!

In honour of Dave Hill, I will indeed be playing my set topless. And out of breath.

To clarify, with no dates in MI, OH, PA or Western NY, it's very possible Toronto may sell out. I just wouldn't be surprised if it didn't.

How fast do you think the Toronto date will sell out??

It's been 13 years since the last phish show in TO.

well they've never sold it out before, even back when they were a MUCH bigger draw than today. I don't think a sellout is a guarantee.