From Football365: Before the Chelsea v United game, Sky ran a feature about Nani, in which Geoff Shreeves conducted the standard fawning interview with yer man. 'Nani remains a humble and private person, of whom we know little about,' quoth Shreeves. True enough, to an extent, but we were instantly reminded of the following story from The Sun in November, which we require little excuse to crack out again: 'SOCCER star Nani has a life-size marble statue of HIMSELF in his lounge. Visitors to the Manchester United winger's mansion are amazed to see the carved figure dressed in his red shirt and white shorts - with his football medals around its neck. The bizarre statue of Portuguese ace Nani, 24, is topped off with a jester-style hat given by a fan. 'One recent guest at the house in Wilmslow, Cheshire, said: "It stops you in your tracks. He's placed it on a stand in the middle of his living room. It's massive, you can't miss it. "And it's weird when he stands next to it because it's so life-like. He's also stuck a red shirt with his name and number on it - and there are about five medals around its neck. Then he's put a jester hat with bells on the statue's head. It really surprised me when I saw it - it's just a bit of an odd thing to have in your lounge."