Davey Boy 2.0

A booking will rule the following players out of the final: Robin van Persie, Samir Nasri, Alex Song and Abou Diaby (Arsenal). Wayne Rooney, Carlos Tevez and Patrice Evra.

The Guardian's reporting that ManU are trying to line up Ribery to replace Crynaldo who may be going to Real £62.5m.... insanity Van Persie to start up front with Adebeyor?!? Hopefully Theo will be a little more involved than the first leg. Won't be watching til 10:30, myself...

probably not

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

(+ 4 or 5 cans of RC cola)

three cans of cocktail wienies + a handful of cheese slices melted down on a double boiler for dipping sauce

Sounds like a typical Friday night in Hal's basement

Booche is so far in the closet that it would take a well organised search party to get him out

happy day mon ami

is Hux shaving his arms these days?

I'll do it just as soon i as sober upp

(Thunder) (x10) I was caught In the middle of a threeway skid (Thunder) I looked 'round, And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder) My mind raced And I thought what could I do? (Thunder) And I knew That I was gonna blow, oh yeah (Thunder) Sound of the drums That look in her eye The thunder of my cock! Drove her wild They all want Thundercock! Rode down the highway Broke the limit, we hit the ton Went through to Texas, yeah Texas And we had some fun We met some girls, Some dancers who gave a good time Broke all the rules, played all the fools Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds And I was shakin' at the knees Could I come again please. Yeah the ladies were too kind They all want - thundercock, thundercock Yeah yeah yeah, thundercock Yeah Oh, thundercock, yeah Now we're shaking at the knees Could I come again please. Thundercock, thundercock Yeah yeah yeah, thundercock Thundercock, yeah, yeah, yeah Said yeah, it's alright We're! Doing fine Yeah, it's alright We're! Doing fine So fine Thundercock, yeah, yeah, yeah, Thundercock, thundercock, thundercock Whoa baby, baby, thundercock You all need thundercock, thundercock Thundercock, thundercock, thundercock Gotta have thundercock

great horny toads! you guys are going to be randy as fack, better pre-order your coke & hookers

(thanks Hal)

[color:red]THUNDERCOCK That'll be Davey Boy and the Thunderflurry Five's first album!

stay in school kids

...and this week on "When Geeks Retire"...

chalkdust torture clip before a faceoff in Vancouver last night... but maybe that's a regular occurence ??

much obliged, V & P. 'will have to take a raincheque and make a promise to reciprocate the offer though

you better wear an extra lifejacket this afternoon

actually if the Crown is seeking a conditional sentence then that's fairly good news— it's not like they're pushing for jailtime

come on, community service fingers very tightly crossed

... not the whole thing though