Davey Boy 2.0

Happy birthday mon ami Always a pleasure

oh no-one goes to french class on Fridays

edit to add: I swear I knew nothing about angré posting that ^

no- go to bed, son

i also would've accepted a sloppy seconds allusion

can i have your leftovers?

Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island. Liz: MILF Island? Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules. Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute? Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

Barry McNeils

catphish and i have an understanding that if she calls me and i'm on the bus, i'll answer "Buy low, sell high" just to make myself out to be a bigshot. 'Course the phone never rings unless she's sent me to the store and remembers something else that I have to get. And i hate people at the grocery store who are squinting and saying "All they have are the blue ones..." anyway.

stompin tom

sis,k

I wouldn't say just as dangerous

... and a penchant for deliciously thick man-gravy

ollie's schadenfreude smacks of a disturbed frenetic obsession you're not developing a tick of some sort are you, Oliver?

the Dude of Life rumours aren't subsiding either

is mike going to wear his tuxedo?

prepare to be ogled, sharon, as you'll be the only chick there

in.

i was just thinking that the cleaning lady gets hairier all the time

who's bringing the case of Zima?!?

in my chair

finally! my daily Advanced Search for the term "free booze" has paid off!

tell that to the Flames

One cow turns to the other and says "I'm really worried about Mad Cow Disease" The other replies "I'm not, I'm a tractor"