But how do you feel overall, Schwa? Any headache or upset stomach, cramps, back aches, shaving nicks, gout, earaches, bacterial vaginitis, hang nail, itchy skin, tennis elbow, gut rot, ennui, athlete's foot, gasiness, acne, bulemia, back pain, halitosis, hives, intestinal worms, jock itch, IBS, piles, sexual impotence, swimmers ear, dark circles, burning tongue, jumpy leg?