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Our snipers HAVE to show up sooner or later.


"The next motif is being displayed by Cheifs defensman Billy Carlson who hails from, if I can read this correctly, MooseJaw, Saskatchewan."

"'They brought their fuckin' toys, for chrissakes!'

'Better they play with their toys than with themselves.'

'They're too dumb too play with themselves. God, every piece of garbage that comes on the market, you gotta buy it.'

'That reminds me, I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948. Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, couldn't control himself. He would take deliberate penalties just so he could get over in that penalty box all by himself and damned if he didn't...'"

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