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5-nil

Our snipers HAVE to show up sooner or later.

HERE THAT SHANAHAN?

"The next motif is being displayed by Cheifs defensman Billy Carlson who hails from, if I can read this correctly, MooseJaw, Saskatchewan."

"'They brought their fuckin' toys, for chrissakes!'

'Better they play with their toys than with themselves.'

'They're too dumb too play with themselves. God, every piece of garbage that comes on the market, you gotta buy it.'

'That reminds me, I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948. Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, couldn't control himself. He would take deliberate penalties just so he could get over in that penalty box all by himself and damned if he didn't...'"

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Canada 3 Belarus 0.......

On a side note, the Belarussian goalie got his Sweed beating skills in Canada. He is a former member of none other than the teir II Brockville Braves.....

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ps. Just more proof of how the rest of the world has truly adopted the Canadian game.

The Belarus Goaltenders response to the question "So what do you think is going on back in Belarus right now?":

"Well everyone is probably drunk and taking the day off work."

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Hmmm, love my work sometimes, we are being forced to go to MacLarens sports bar to watch the hockey game, anyone in Ottawa in the area drop on by. THe best part is this one dude we work with is from Belarus, we are going to make him sit at the other end of the table.

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