World's worst compilation CD

[weezy]

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Rules:

"So here's the deal - imagine you're compiling a CD for a friend of songs or musical pieces in your own record collection that you hate the most. Stuff that's pointless, irritating, unlistenable, painfully bland, clichéd, whatever. Tracks that you would normally be pretty quick to skip if you had the CD on. Write down the full track-list (let's say around 15 songs, or 75 minutes worth of music) and submit it to us. We'll put the lists online for other people to laugh at and criticise. Who knows, someone might request an actual CD from you."

Here's mine:

1) Grateful Dead - Money (Mars Hotel)

2) Grateful Dead - Sunrise (Terrapin Station)

3) Starship - We Built This City

4) U2 - The Sweetest Thing

5) Manfredd Mann - Blinded By The Light

6) Phish - Wading In The Velvet Sea

7) The Police - Every Breath You Take

8) Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls

9) Barenaked Ladies - Postcard

10) Nickelback - How You Remind Me

11) Kim Mitchell - I Am A Wild Party

12) Poison - Talk Dirty To Me

13) Lionel Richie (Commodores) - Still

14) Air Supply - Even The Nights Are Better

15) 54-40 - I Go Blind

... that would suck

[aberg83]

Hey man, that manfredd mann tune kicks ass! and I am down with that police song too.... other than that, I would rather eat fecal matter than listen to the other songs. hahaha.

[NewRider]

Phish - Undermind

String Cheese Incident - Untying The Knot

[PalacePrincess]

heh, what a funny contest...

1. patio lanterns -- kim mitchell (grrrrrrrrrr that song makes me wanna break stuff!)

2. to be with you -- mr. big

3. peaches -- presidents of the u.s. of a

4. i would do anything for love -- meatloaf

5. bye bye bye -- n'sync

6. bootylicious or that survivor song -- destiny's child (actually pretty much any of their repertoire

7. popsicle -- nkotb

8. let it rain -- amanda marshall

9. lucy in the sky with diamonds -- william shatner

10. ummm, anything by usher or pretty much ANY of the fricken garbage teenagers listen to these days

11. i think a celine dion song would fit nicely right about here

12. sorry mr. musicface, but there's gotta be something rush on here. heehee

13. ooh, something by the tragically hip (mygosh they bug me so much!!!!)

14. dumbhead pooface dave matthews gets on here too

15. sorry kinnie starr, i love you, but that fricken "superclever" song is superfricken annoying.

[Booche]

I think I would be in some severe pain if I had to listen to this cd.

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers

Knocking On Heavens Door - GnR (I just HAD to put that up)

Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy

Living In America - James Brown

Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder

Losing My Religion - REM (Its one someone's radio in here, and I am jabbing a pen in my ears)

Barbie Girl - Aqua

Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor

Got My Mind Set On You - George Harrison

Tip Toe Through The Tulips - Tiny Tim

Whomp, There It Is - Tag Team

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club

You Spin Me Round - Dead Or Alive

Billy, Dont Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Haywoods

Touch Me - The Doors

Bomb's Away - Bob Weir

[Guest Low Roller]

Roll Away- Songs in the Key of Crap, vol.1

01. Disco Duck- Walt Disney

02. Hero- Tina Turner

03. Karma Chameleon- Culture Club

04. Nightflight to Venus- Boney M

05. Electric Youth- Debbie Gibson

06. Toy Soldiers- Martika

07. Headed For A Heartbreak- Winger

08. (Can't Live Without Your) Love And Affection- Nelson

09. Pacific Age- OMD

10. Right Here Right Now- Jesus Jones

11. Phenomenon- LL Cool J

12. Informer- Snow

[PalacePrincess]

this is so fun, i have more:

mon cowboy -- mitsou

love shack -- b52s

if you don't know me by now -- simply red

chocolate cake -- crowded house

<oooooooh, chocolate, that reminds me -- misspink! we HAVE to find the name of that tom jones box of choc-o-lates for you song... in fact i think we should share the love & post a link. heh>

THE MACARENA!!!!!!!!

unbelievable -- emf

i wanna sex you up -- colour me badd

that sporty spice/bryan adams collaboration "baby when you're gone...even food don't taste that good"

you're the inspiration -- chicago

achy breaky heart -- billy ray cyrus

american pie -- MADONNA

****

HAHAHAHHAHA, toy soliders, martika, good call low roller! and even though it is by far one of my favourite songs ever, booche you get huge high fives for stickin' party all the time on your list. heeheehee!

[dave-O]

10. ummm, anything by usher or pretty much ANY of the fricken garbage teenagers listen to these days

11. i think a celine dion song would fit nicely right about here

12. sorry mr. musicface, but there's gotta be something rush on here. heehee

I think you missed the point. It's supposed to be musical pieces in your own record collection that you hate the most. Unless, of course, you own all that you mentioned. In that case, my condolences.

[Guest Low Roller]

I think you missed the point. It's supposed to be musical pieces in your own record collection that you hate the most. Unless, of course, you own all that you mentioned. In that case, my condolences.

Crikey! I missed that point... I don't own Martika (honest)! For everything else I blame my Sister who was a child of the 80's...

[PalacePrincess]

ahahahahahahaha! oops, i missed that part... but this is way more fun! and thankfully, no, i don't have most of those (although i think that "big hits '91!" tape i have kickin' around somewhere has a couple of 'em).

does this mean booche dances around his house to barbie girl when no one is looking? heehee

[purple foot]

songs i skip

theres some sonic youth thats unlistenable

pearl jam - daughter, betterman

grateful dead- lazy lightning, supplication

ween- nicole, the fu©ked jam

[Ms.Huxtable]

Man this is fun! Oh and I also compiled this list before realizing the rule that it has to come from my collection. Sorry 'bout that. But wouldn't this CD SUCK ASS?

01. Don't You Forget About Me - Simple Minds

02. El Paso - Grateful Dead

03. Don't Want to Cry - Mariah Carey

04. Complicated - Avril Lavigne

05. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister

06. Fast as I can - Great Big Sea

07. Constant Craving - KD Lang

08. Automatic Flowers - Our Lady Peace

09. My Name is - Eminem

10. Like a Virgin - Madonna

11. Circle of Life - Elton John

12. Cherish - Kool and the Gang

13. The Sign - Ace of Bass

14. Drums ---> Space - Dead

[MarcO]

aw man, I spent some time making my personal torture compilation cd but missed the point about it coming out of my own collection.....

I wanna post it!

[PalacePrincess]

fu©k the rules! post it anyway! it's not like we're entering them in the contest, and besides, if we were, what, are they gonna come to your house & paw through your collection to prove you have them? freakin' download them & burn them & voila you are now the proud owner of some of the worst crap to ever hit the airwaves. hahahaha. besides, maybe you'd even win a special award for having the most atrocious music collection ever.

(sorry weezy :, so yeah, consider this thread officially hi-jacked as what would be the worst compilation cds ever! hahaha

look at bossy bossy over here, huh? heehee

[Guest Low Roller]

Lest we forget Wicked Game by Chris Isaak

[AdamH]

Further hijacking...here's Blenders top 50 worst songs (sounds like a pretty good CD to me)

1. We Built This City - Starship (1985)

2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)

3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung (1986)

4. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit (2000)

5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (1990)

6. The Heart of Rock & Roll - Huey Lewis and the News (1984)

7. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin (1988)

8. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy (1985)

9. American Life - Madonna (2003)

10. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder (1982)

11. Invisible - Clay Aiken (2003)

12. Kokomo - The Beach Boys (1988)

13. Illegal Alien - Genesis (1983)

14. From a Distance - Bette Midler (1990)

15. I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts (1995)

16. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes (1993)

17. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer (1994)

18. You're The Inspiration - Chicago (1984)

19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister (1985)

20. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie (1986)

21. Two Princes - Spin Doctors (1992)

22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)

- Toby Keith (2002)

23. Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart (1984)

24. Superman - Five for Fighting (2000)

25. I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997)

26. The End - The Doors (1967)

27. The Final Countdown - Europe (1987)

28. Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer (2001)

29. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something (1995)

30. Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston (1986)

31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies (1994)

32. Will 2K - Will Smith (1999)

33. Barbie Girl - Aqua (1997)

34. Longer Dan - Fogelberg (1979)

35. Shiny Happy People R.E.M. (1991)

36. Make Em Say Uhh! - Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal (1998)

37. Rico Suave - Gerardo (1991)

38. Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex (1995)

39. She Bangs - Ricky Martin (2000)

40. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd (1991)

41. We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel (1989)

42. The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel (1965)

43. Follow Me - Uncle Kracker (2000)

44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf (1993)

45. Mesmerize - Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002)

46. Hangin' Tough - New Kids on the Block (1989)

47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You - Bryan Adams (1996)

48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles (1968)

49. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred (1992)

50. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion (1998)

[MarcO]

well.....I do what the princess sez....... it's safer that way. here ya go:

22 Songs To Torture MarcO By

01. We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel

02. Sussodio – Phil Collins

03. One Of These Nights - The Eagles

04. The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel

05. Signs - Five Man Electrical Band

06. American Pie - Don McLean

07. Closer To Fine – The Indigo Girls

08. Father & Son – Cat Stevens

09. Welcome To The Machine – Pink Floyd

10. I’ll Be There For You – The Rembrandts

11. I’m Like a Bird – Nelly Furtado

12. That’s What Friends Are For – Dionne Warwick & Friends

13. Wonderful Tonight – Eric Clapton

14. Hands Up (Give Me Your Love) – Ottawan

15. Have You Ever Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Loved A Woman? – Bryan Adams

16. I'm Feelin Too Damn Good Or Whatever The fu©k It's Called - Nickelback

17. Sookie Sookie – Steppenwolf

18. Mercedes Benz – as performed by Janis Joplin

19. If You’re Gone – Matchbox Twenty

20. I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing – Aerosmith

21. Rockabye - Shaun Mullins

22. Miami - Will Smith

[purple foot]

we built this city on rock and roll is a great song. fu©k blender.

[Booche]

I didnt pay attention, but I kinda wish I had Barbie Girl now. My worst song would have to be Celebration by Phil and Friends. I despise that song...............

"14. Drums ---> Space - Dead "

Funny enough, that was our friends favorite song.

[Ms.Huxtable]

God Damn there are some ugly songs in this thread.

[NewRider]

HAHAHAAA.... MarO's list had me on the floor laughing!!!

"That’s What Friends Are For – Dionne Warwick & Friends"!!!

"I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing – Aerosmith"

I once threw a patio chair against a wall at a bar when this song came on the stereo and they refused to change it.

[PalacePrincess]

oooh, jackson 5's ABC, 123 song!

[AdamH]

I'm sorry for BNB fans..but...funkin' shoes.

[Phred]

[quote01. Disco Duck- Walt Disney

02. Hero- Tina Turner

I believe Disco Duck was done by Rick Dees (yes that rick dees, the one that does the top 40 radio show).

For Hero, are you thinking of Bonni Tyler? (I need a Hero)?

[paisley]

Cheese and Crackers - various artists - it was a fine song for a one hit wonder, the wonder faded long ago