Drunken confessions.

[c-towns]

this is not my story, I pasted it from this site;

http://www.drunkconfessions.com/confessions.php?page=50

One night I consumed a lot of Irish mist. When I get drunk I become violent, so I decided to take my anger out on a dog bin (sh!t bin). I angered myself up that much my foot went through it, and I lost my shoe in the bin. To get my shoe back, I had to open it and put my hand in a pile of sh!t. I had sh!t on my hand and thought it was the BBQ sauce I had for dinner earlier that night, and licked it off.